Judge — August 30, 1930 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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The Scotch Mammy Singer F.N. Beavex, Wabash '29 Economics Instructor—What is the farmer's greatest problem? Student—The traveling salesman, —BAnceL LiNN—~» (tee sir. —-AnNa Soran, Sandel UN en New York University '32 Why doesn’t someone suggest to Child’s Life that they run a column “Waiter, haven't you forgotten me?” of quaint sayings of their grandmoth- “Naw, you're the fried fish.” ers and grandfathers? —Baxpes. Lin, Wabash ’32 —Gnacr Avens, Butler U, '30 —_ wk Conversation at the Houseparty a “Van, L opened the game by tossing a AWK Y the first basket!” aS a “Then Northwestern slopped in one from behind center, making it two all.” “Thrilling!” “Then within ten minutes we had , me making two long ones d four fouls! That is, I shot the ouls 1" “Oh, of course!" “And when the gun shot for the first half I had scored six more points for our side, and had held my man scoreless !"" “Wonderful!” “Then in the second half the coach let us take it easy and ran in the subs.” “Oh!” ‘— but I played the last six min- utes—I told the coach I was either xoing to 7 or turn in my suit!” “Hmm ¢ then I scored three more field goals, and would have had an- other, but the gun shot just as I tossed the ball, an’ I missed!” . “It must be simply thrilling to be an athlete “4 ¢ baseball or football ’ “We're just stringing him along”—laughed the king. Rowtanp Lyon—George Washington U. '29 25 comicbooks.com