Judge — August 30, 1930 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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Shame! Shame! “D ont cry, mother!” “Woooo! I can't help it! To hter being think of my own baby dat caught in a dive like that “It wasn’t so bad, mother. The boys I was with said it was perfectly all right.” “It was terrible! Disgraceful! And now it will be in the papers! Oh, ve'll never be able to live it down Gee, mother, I didn't know any newspaper men were hanging around that place. But people will just laugh, maybe, when they see my picture, and...” “Laugh! They'll shriek and howl until their sides ache! You, a member of a prominent, respected old family. in a dive like that! Why, you looked just like a frog after you left the ae Cuet Jouxsonx “Of course, my wife objected to me playing poker tonight boys—but T just gave her a good talking to.” Wall Street Notes n. Motes, of “Motes, Motes & Motes,” who has just returned from a trip to Europe, issued a cheer- ing report to his clients today: “While there are some stocks that will settle down to a technical level this Fall, there are others that are sure to go up, Fine & Dandy,” odd-lot ts, expressed restrained op timism in their weekly letter, issued today. “While industrials are getting aker every day,” said Mr. Fi “the cotton blight and the wh drought should make commodities a good speculation, However, every ef fort should be made to keep the farm- ers financially stable as a consumer shortage wouldn't do any of us any good.” Mr. Fine confirmed the report t his wife returned from Reno without a divor “When everybody is retrenching, we feel it would be unpatriotic to in- dulge ourselves just now,” he said. w “Excelsior and Excelsior” expect to have their affairs on a sound basis by Fall, according to a statement by their attorneys, made late yesterday. Leo Excelsior, who went to Buenos Aires last July with two million dol- lars’ worth of stock and his father's see wry, expressed some surprise when he was informed that his firm had closed its doors during his absence. He denied all rumors of irregularities. “It was just a lark,” he said last night when private detectives rescued him from a welcoming committee of in- vestors. —P, comicbooks.com