Judge — August 23, 1930 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Of Course Not No one knows as yet how far I have gone. I do not myself.—Prof. Einstein On and on and on and on, | Till nobody knows how far he has i gone; He doesn’t know it himself, says he— And indeed how could he—and how | could we? | || There is no absolute distance—and so } It’s a thing that no one could possibly ] know; | And when he says, “Nobody knows, as yet,” i} He is all (by his own pet theory) wet. | You have got to multiply time by i'| I curves back to the starting } When you've circled the Cosmos with Versa y vast endeavor verve: i You anywhere whatsoever. —Hesonist Nobody knows how far you gone In the wild adventure you're launched Cabaret High Hat , Bpons . . She seemed so undefiled and meek, (Continued from page 20) Yi Wes ben several years since you fist So fap removed from touch of Sit— ai day on even sampling i with 4 ‘And how ou prove that you ever AS if @ rose should rouge its check, dash of witeh hazel! Why, I'd rather started . A lily fill its cup with gin. take breakfast in the mouth of a how i —Cievetann Prax Deracer —N. Y. Wortp ‘ : 7 Thiak of being served rose ater as the genuine pre. " rir The only » to the whole idea i as yy xe } \ x as I se is that s have 4 } a little put on your face ¢ ample. iq If it singes your beard off, it’s prob- a ably no good. a iy | i i | Hihattractions ‘il ue zigzag corkscrew (tell your ‘Tramp—'dve you a pair of yer 'usband’s trousers you can spare? Oxp Lapy (coldly)—I have no husband, Tramp—lIVell, can yer spare me one 0’ them plaid petticoats an’ I'll call meself a Scotsman! Passine Suow 32 friends to bring you one from Paris) which is made like the old tele- phone extension and makes it as casy to pull a cork as it is to drink the stuff afterwards... . neless fruit which is a cross between a peach and a plum—plum skin, peach stone and tastes like both only better... . The B-u-l-o-v-a_ waterproof wrist watch: be forgetful, jump into the pool wi it on and you won't have to worry: } The fifty r Line to im | Atlantic City... . Dexter Mason's im | The Art of Drinking,” which out- junior’s Junior's “Noble Experiment” in that it includes some swell ca and what to drink with them. The best-looking women in the world, pass- ing in r along Forty- eighth Str Fifth and Madison. ... Lobster & la Newburg at the Parisienne on West Fifty-sixth Street. —Jupor, Jr. omen Two blackmailers addressed a letter to a wealthy merchant, saying that he must pay them $20,000 or have his wife kidnapped. By mistake the let- ter was delivered to a poor bricklayer, who answered: “I ain't got a dollar, but am interested in your proposi- tion.” —New Gostin apes EDWARD LANGER PRINTING CO, ING, JAMAIOA, BE. comicbooks.com