Judge — August 23, 1930 — page 17: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Little Fibs That Never Wear Out “Ww: ut, I had a good time, but it’s ; good to be back at work again. “Oh, we don't mind riding in the rumble seat a bit.” “Aw, let the kids stay here, Bill. They don’t bother us.” “Listen, I know I'm in, but I'll put in another chip, anyhow.” “Go right ahead, Mrs. Smith! We always enjoy Amos ‘n’ Andy.” “Usually it's. very cool here night. I can’t understand why...” “Really, [ think your daughter has a marvelous voice. “... And we hope you'll come over and see us real soon!" —Cuet Jounson Wall Mottoes for a City Apartment By Berton Braley FOYER Welcome to our cosy flat Let us have your coat and hat: Il take care of them—it’s clear There’s no room to hang them here! LIVING-ROOM Make yourselves at home, and stay— If you like—till break of day. Sit with us before the fire, But if bed’s what you desire— Homeward you had best be flitting. For we sleep where you are sitti DINING ALCOVE Here we eat our simple fare. Here we hospitably share What we have with just a few Chosen souls (the limit’s two!). KITCHENETTE Stove, sink, shelves, electric ice-box, In the compass of a dic Look it over. twill exp Why we seldom entertain, BATH You can’t stand up in the shower bath, You can’t sit down in the tub, it's true; But aren't the fixtures awfully cute And aren't the tiles a beautiful “Why all the musical instruments if you can’t play any of ’em?” blue? “Well—every time my wife gets disagreeable, I threaten to learn!!” is comicbooks.com