Judge — August 23, 1930 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Lapy—No, I won't give you a meal, and don't you dare to threaten me! Let’s Go Thousands of musicians, we hear, are out of work. It 1s an ideal time to begin ating saxophones into plowshares. And most of the people in this country would li pay the piper on the i ment plan, One good feature about this Chinese war is that so far no one has written a war novel about it. And we don’t know exact- ly how Chinese warriors do their hand-to-hand fighting, but we have a hunch th start out by tearing ¢ cach other's shirts and rip- ping off the buttons, On the old-fashioned, nar- row highw: enough for two cars to 7 many a time a couple of ears would collide. But now they're building highway. much wider, enabling three or four cars to smash at one time. JUDGE Yotagll “Well, we got somethin’, ain't gotta high tariff, anyhow! Bt Armes Tovnier last night. Economy Then there was the Scot who always went to a thea tre when he felt sick—hbe cause there was usually a doctor in the house. And the laziest guy in the world is the fellow who hires a caddy on miniature courses, It’s not the urge to serve which makes movie ushers run up and down the aisles They do it to > man going on the ice n for the summer, but how many go on the water The next step these out- board m: facturers will Will be to suggest a cabin to cover the motor. ‘Then they'll try to sell us some nickel railing and a ship's bell, and there you are—stuck, with a yacht on your hands. comicbooks.com