Judge — August 16, 1930 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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————————— rrr The National Sport (Continued from page 14) that bum Bulger. He had a story to- saying that the Robins was just lucky. I don’t see how those sports writers hold their jobs. Wife—Did Brooklyn win today, ‘an (snarling) —No, them Giants are shot with luck. Everything they hit fell safe. Why, our boys didn't yet a single break, and that fathead Klem was umpiring, 1 fixed him, though. He called a strike on Fred- erick that nowhere near the plate. I hollered, “Hey, Klem, lay off that wood alcohol. It's hurting your eyes.” You shoulda heard them laugh. The guy is blind, I'm telling you. Well, you better put Junior to bed, cause Poppa’s got a lot of work to do. Wife (soothingly )—Now, dear, don't get all worked up. Here’s some nice paper dolls. Forget about baseball for tonight and cut these out. The rest will do you good. —Qvenxtin Reynoips Picked On Among other photoplay ancedotes is the one that involves Arthur Caesar, formerly of The Hardened Artery, but now Hollywood's best profes- sional insulter. “An independent movie producer was worried about his first film, so he summoned Caesar for counsel. In the projection room, after the chin-ema had been ran, he said: “Nu? Wot have you got to suggest “You have a fortune in that movie, said Arthur without revealing any emotion, “How do you mes asked the man. “Cut it up,” was the devastating re- and sell it for mandolin picks.” tort, —Dairy Minror The face of Washington, which Mr. Borglum has carved on Mount Rush- more, is sixty feet long. It must rep- resent the General at one of the dis- couraging moments of the Revolution. —N. Y. Evenine Post Gviwe—Don’t be alarmed! There are plenty of parachutes under the seats! High Hat (Continued from page 21) Jazzed Poker [ve picked up a variation of seven card stud for you who find the old conservative but sound game of draw poker too tame. As in’ seven-card “pete,” the first two cards are dealt face down, the next four face up the seventh face down, The jack queens are wild, But—and here's the exciting feature of the play—these cards are only wild when they the hole. Thus, if you get a queens, ete., dealt you as hole cards and another as a seventh card, they count for whatever you care to name them. On the other hand, should you be dealt one of them face up, your hand is automatically dead. Every- body stays, even if they have nothing, since wonderful hands may go swed ish like that. A player with two wild cards in the hole may suddenly have to fold up when his sixth card proves to be another wild one. Hihatrocity "Li go for these female pyjamas, which bring out the hips so awtly (cf. “Show me a woman in pants and I'll tell you what she’s like); I'll stand for flop-eared hats, which make the gals look like bloodhounds; I'll overlook those terrible stiff “sailors” as affected by the late Carrie ion; I'll suffer grown women who wear socks, but—I will not allow daughter, wife, mother or gal o’ mine to get themselves up in the new nail polish. For now the sweeter sex can purchase colorings for their finger-nails, Thus it is not unusual to have purple nails to match the evening gown. Green, silver, yeller and magenta are avail- able. Them’s wimmen fer ye, lads! Idea avinc been side-swiped while parked; having nearly sacrificed my life to a week-end driver and crumpled a fender in a Post Road jam —all in one week-end—I'm in fi or of Frank Hanley’s suggestion. It is to borrow the old dog idea and hang a sign, “Beware of Vicious Car,” on the radiator of not quite Barney Oldfields. Best Steppers The World Is Waiting for the Sun- rise—Ted Lewis—Columbia. Dixiana & Mr. and Mrs. Sippi— Shilkret—Victor. Zonky—McKinney’s Cotton Pick- ers—Victor. June Kisses—Theis—Victor. Wonder & Where Can You Be?— Knickerbockers—Columbia. —Jupor, Jr. TOWARD LANGER PRINTING OO, INC, JaMaiCA, mT. comicbooks.com