Judge — August 16, 1930 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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THE LETTERS of MARION FISHER Dear Hortense: S IX years ago you and | wore Lohen- grinning at Betty Martin's wedding. Remember how | said that Betty w. like @ Royal Northwest Mounted Po- liceman because sho always Got Her Man? There, there, don't shoot! Every year since the amalgamation I've sent them some remembrance. Once it wes a bless-thee-my-children note. One year | sent Bet a cook book. Last year | let Western Union do my thinking (1 heard that!) and sent them a canned blurb. Bet knows I'm poor asa church mouse (though not nearly as religious) costly. and she expects nothing It's the spirit, otc. Then came this year. | racked my ins. | gnawed my nails. And then, nswer to a bridesmaid’s ‘show | figured it: After years of married life, what is most essential? Answer: A sense of humor. How can one (or two who have be: merged into one) attain it? Answ By reading JUDGE So I sent them a subscription to JUDGE and it pleased them so much that they've invited me to spend a week with them in August. And that's that! Come over some night soon and we'll listen to the reighbors’ radios together! Joyously yours. “fuse eaDee ** ® A subscription to JUDGE is the gra- cious gift for wedding anniversaries . . . for birthdays . . . for hastening the re- covery of a sick friend . . . for any oc- the gift should reflect the d originality of the giver. Surely someone you know deserves such @ gift... now. That's why the con- veniont coupon is placed below. JOoce PoeLisminG CO” inc ts East 4st Street, New Verk, N.Y. Dest Juitze 1 end Judge weckly for CA geerssvecesssxesansesseasxennsel $5.00 D2 years. Dat weeks : tate tor whieh enclosed please find my check. The Theatre (Continued from page 16) 30. The Channel Road.” A loose woman may have a good streak in her that news set you back $ S1. Maggie, the Magnificent.” The swell idea this time was that a daugh- ter whose life home will feel lik else where it is nice and quiet. 32. “Cortez.” yrs are often idiots was the philo- living s That moving ac! sophical Schnitzel youchsafed in’ this ideational gem. “Cross Re : t at a co- educational college the boys and girls sometimes do things they hadn't ought to, 3b “Veneer.” That when a seduced and her seducer er serts her, she is inclined to be what glum about it, 35. “The Game of Love and Death.” That the French Revolution made it uncomfortable for the aristocrats, the latter b full of resentment over the way the revolutionists treated them, 36. “How's Your Health?” The that occupied the stage on this evening was that it’s no fun being awfully sick, 37. “Topo? the dev- astating mental was that a woman's past will sometimes find her out. Phe p was chal Amorous Antic 1 at this one for in- us in the news that a hus: band doesn't like his wife to I affair with another man, ve an 39. “Red Rust.” It seemed from this profound philosophical treatise that, even under Soviet rule, all isn’t plain sailing in Russia. 40. “Half-Gods.” that a t years sometimes breaks up. The trouble with Prof. Dr. Abbott is that he spends too much time in Hollywood and docsn’t get around to the theatre enough. And from one marriage after seven or After the Crash Stock Broker—-Burglars broke into my house last night. Friend—Yes? What happened? Stock Broker—They searched through every room, then left a $5 bill on my bures he —Paturinpen Seven hundred Chicago detectives have been demoted, according to the new police chief. Now the problem will be to find them and tell them. -N.Y. Evenine Post 29 this | French Seaman Every hair a rope yarn, and his blood is Stockholm tar... HEREVER seas boiled and ad- venture called were found the thick-bodied, broad-faced men of France building @ tradition of seaman- ship and daring which pulses through the voins of their descendants of to- day . . . channel raiding soa rovers and privateersmen and the blood of Chatoaubriand; Jacques Cartier, the discoverer of Canada; the pirate- admiral, Duguay-Trouin: Surcouf, the notorious Corsair, and the broadside slugging Mahé de la Bourdonnais still live along the water fronts of Breton villages... . Faces tanned and bi hard on the anvil of the sea during their unceasing watchfulnoss whether at the helm of a trawler or on the goal) of any ps that form the French Line fleot ... they keep alight that flame of trust and honor that was lighted in the dim sea mists of the Breton coast a thousand years ago. co Sail with them across the “long gongplank in the world”. heart of Manhatten to pier at Hav press for Por! “Paris” Sept. 1-19 “France” Sept. 5-28 “He de France” Sept. 12 French Line Information from any authorized French Line Agent oF write d’-ect to 19 State Street, New York City comicbooks.com