Judge — August 16, 1930 — page 29: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Gag Je Brock offers this one about the Jewish doctor who was born in Scotland. He joined a country club and on the first he was told that if he had his name inked on the golf ball, it would be returned if lost and found, "So ull right,” he said, “put down on mine ball Ginzburg, plizz.”” The man in the golf supply shop wrote his name on it. “Hinmmm,” he hummm'd, “dot's | dendy, would you ulso plizz put don M. D. efter mine name? I'm a ductor!” “Be glad to,” said the fellow as he added M.D. to Mr. G.'s tag As Mr. Ginzburg inspec the fin ished product he cooed: “Would you mind murr favor, doong me one plizz? “Of course,” what?” | “Put don hours 10 to 3.” | —Dairy Mirror aid the man, “now “All you have to do to understand why the British drink tea,” writes Raymond from London, “is to order a cup of coffee at rant.” London restau NG Post A negro parson held forth one Sun- | day with a fine sermon, and he was Hy received by the entir congregation, He was about to close. “Brudders and sistern, Ah want to warn yo’ against the heinous crime of stealin’ watert At this point an old negro rose, snapped his fingers and sat down in ‘Wharfo,’ brudder, does yo" rise up an’ snap yo" fingers when Ah speaks of watermelion st “Yo! jes’ reminds me, pahson, whah Ah done lef? mah knife.” syinpathetica ons.” —PaTurinver Notice If you know of any such freak laws as appear on page 12 of this issue, send them to Jupcr and you will receive $5 for any that we are able to use, The contributors of the laws appearing in this issuc and to whom we have paid $5 each are: Richard Harvey, Springfield, Mass. K. K. Rosewater, Philadel- phia, Pa, Milton F, Parker, St. Louis, Mo. Richard Foster, Morristown, William Shoon, Philadelphia, Pa. You’d like to be in this man’s shoes . . . yet he has ‘ATHLETE’ A YACHT, the graceful lines of which are as well known on Narragansett Bay as they are in the home port behind the Golden Gate—a half dozen town houses and country seats—a flock of gleam- ing motors and a railroad or two —this man has everything the world has to offer—and “ATHLETE'S FOOT”! And he doesn’t know what it is! A power among big men, he feels furtive about the dry, scaly condition between his little toes.® But he will know soon what worries him for now all medical authority knows that what he has is a form of ringworm infection caused by tinea trichophyton and commonly alled “Athlete's Foot.” *Many Symptoms for the Same Disease—So Easily Tracked into the Home “Athlete's Foot" may start in a number of different ways,® but it is now generally agreed that the germ, tinea trichophyton, is back of them all. It lurks where you would least expect it—in the very places where people go for health and recreation and cleanliness. In spite of modern sanitation, the germ abounds on locker- and dressing-room floors—on the edges of swimming pools and showers—in gymnasiums—around bathing beaches and bath-houses—even on hotel bath-mats. And from all these places it has been tracked into countless homes until today this ringworm infection is simply ererywhere. The United States Public Health Service finds "It is probable that at least one-balf of all adults suffer from it at some time.”’ And authorities say that half the boys in high school are affected. There can be no doubt that the tiny %* WATCH FOR THESE DISTRESS SIGNALS. THAT WARN OF “ATHLETE'S FOOT” Though “Athlete's Foot’ is caused by the germ— tinea trichepbyion— its eatly stages manifest themselves in several different ways, usually between the tocs— sometimes by redness, sometimes by skin-cracks, often by tiny itching blisters, The skin may turn white, thick and moist, of it may develop dryness with little scales Any one of these calls for immediate treatment’ \f the case appears aggravated and does not readily yield toAbsorbine Jr.,consult your physician without delay. sorbin >t S FOOT” germ, tinea trichophyton, has made itself a nuisance in America. It Has Been Found That Absorbine Jr. Kills This Ringworm Germ Now, a series of exhaustive laboratory tests with the antiseptic Absorbine Jr. has proved that Absorbine Jr. penetrates deeply into flesh-like tissues, and that wherever it pene- trates it hills the ringworm germ. It might not be a bad idea to examine your feet tonight for distress signals® that announce the beginning of “Athlete's Foot.” Don’t be fooled by mild symptoms, Don’t let the disease become entrenched, for itis persistent, The person who is seriously afflicted with it today, may have had these same mild symp- toms like yours only a very short time ago. Watch out for redness, particularly be- tween the smaller toes, with itching—or a moist, thick skin condition — or, again, a dryness with scales. Read the symptoms printed at the left very carefully. At the first sign of any one of these distress signals® begin the free use of Absorbine Jr. on the affected areas — douse it on morning and night and after every ex- posure of your bare feet to any damp or wet floors, cen in your own bathroom. Absorbine Jr. is so widely known and used that you can get it at all drug stores. Price $1.25. For free sample write W. F. YOUNG, INC, 300 Lyman Sueet, Springfield, Mass. comicbooks.com