Judge — August 16, 1930 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE - A PISCOZOOAVISTICAL SURVEY Dr gfecbiva astus Seuss, oN » BEAST = Bip THE LAP-DOG SITUATION Tir Daxcrrs or tite Sane Lar “Last year,” declares the “Lap-Dog Lovers’ An- ‘son, © nual,” “over 3,000 pekine ere injured in falling off laps that were too small.” As little-lapped ladies will not give up their dogs, the society hopes to end the danger by other means. It firmly ad- vises the use of Pekinese Props by all ladies whose laps have an area of less than five square inches. hinges Comnatine tie Cat Menace “Here ites Miss Hed- die Sift, “that the life of a pekinese is one of terror. My own pet was so picked on and bullied by cats that he actu ally was on the verge of a breakdown, Fortunately | am a sculptress and have designed him a mask, behind which the darling can now go practically anywhere unmolested.” in Toledo there are so many cats Meetine tie Thert Prostes specia Due to economic depression, lap-dog thievery is now on the increase. But in Tulsa the ladies have fooled the felons. “When we own a priceless necklace,” they rea- we lock it in the Tulsa banks are now vault and wear an imitation.” hi the ladies are coddling facsimiles. made of muslin. izing in lap-dog storage and comicbooks.com