Judge — August 2, 1930 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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An Open Letter to Mr. Burgin (Continued from page 7) Well, what do you think? In another twenty minutes back ca little diphtheria, her face with “I—T've lost cents,” she sobbed. Mrs. best-laid plans of mice my word, ne streaked the fifty tears. soothed Tuxter, “The aft aglee, you know; here's another fifty cents.” So off bustled the little flaxen-haired witch, only to return slightly chop-fallen. “What is it now?" asked Mrs, Tuxter. “I've broken the plate and lost the fifty cents!" snufled Alice Her mother looked speculatively at the offspring for a minute and then brought out other fifty-cent piece and a new p Listen, Alice, you come back lost the nthe plate, an- she said quictl and tell me fifty-cent p I will kill you.” have broke: fifteen minutes later there was a timid the knock in “Tve fifty cents. Now, on door Alice crept * she panted, and lost) the and . Tun J n the plat Burgin, if ving off the serve T had your habit of le point of a story, I could you a dirty trick. But I can just see ¢ hang: ing out of your wondering what Mrs. Tuxter did to Alice. Well, what do you THINK she did? She her. And there you are: a helpful, and amusing more unsavory nice your t shoes honest, y. with problems t Belasco dr. ed a you'd pay six- sixty to see it. Well) Mr. Burgin, there goes the five veloc whistle; I no nd wish I could afford to spend the time sitting around and rhyming dirty lim- ericks with your name, but even that would soon pall. The best I can say is that it’s been a wonderful afternoon knowing you, and I really and truly hope it'll be our last together. Notice If you know of any such freak laws as appear on page 12 of this issue, send them to Juvar and you w 5 for any that we are able to use. The contributors of the laws appearing in this issue and to ach are: Jr., Marble- whom we have paid $5 J. H. Goodwin, rad, Mass. James A. Glynn, New York City. Albert Nohl, Albuquerque, New Mexico. Douglas Done, Ogden, Utah. William = Shaw McCallum, Boston, Mass. snow, don’t | ind men gang AN INTER-CITY CABLE , PART OF THE BELL SYSTEM NETWORK THAT UNIFIES THE NATION Vast, to serve personal, to serve you I ? An Ai rtisement of th So tuar you may telephone from house to house in a Southern village, from farm to farm in the Middle We or from the Pacific to the Atlantic Coast—the Bell Telephone System must be large. Its work is to give ade- quate telephone service to one of the world’s busiest and most widespread nations. There is 4000 million dollars’ worthoftelephoneplantand equipment in the Bell System, any part of which is subject to your call day or night. Every resource of this system is directed to the end that have quick, clear telephone service. In order to meet the telephon: is of the country most effectively, the operation of the Bell System is carried on by 24 Associated Companies, each attuned to the area it serves. Working you may and convenient American Telephone and Telegraph Company the nation... with these companies is the staff of the American Telephone and Telegraph, Company, giving them the benefit of its development of better methods. The Bell Laboratories and the West- ern Electric Company utilize the tal- ents of thousands of scientists for constant research and improvement in the material means of telephony. West- ern Electric, with its great plants and warchouses in every part of the coun- try, contributes its specialized ability for the precise and economical manu- facture of equipment of the highest quality for the entire system. The Bell System is vigorously carry- ing forward its work of improving the telephone service of the country. It is building for today and tomorrow—for the benefit of y one who lives and works We are interestel in purchasing the issues of Judge listed below in order to complete our reco 1909: December 4 1911: May 13 and 20 1920: Janvary 17 If you know where these issues can be obtained, please write JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., Inc. 18 East 48th St., New York City Lexington Avenue AO thio 50 thts. NY Ne 800 Sunlit Rooms ® with Bath and RADIO Single$3 tot5~ ~Doubles4 to'6 Suites 1Oroil2 Attractive Monthly Rates S.Gregory Taylor, President comicbooks.com