Judge — August 2, 1930 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Instructions: Cotumnist—Get out, Hanpy Caption Disc ror Cartoonists Can't you see I'm writing? —Norne Dany Take an old razor-blade and cut on the dotted line. Stick a pin in the white dot (center) and spin the inside disc. the disc stops, you will have eight original ideas suitable for cartooning. Repeat the process any number of times. —Franxuin N. Beaver, Wabash 26 When Plugging the Classics ‘I t's a real musical education to have a radio in the home,” said Mrs. “Even little Luey, only three years old, ree Frisbie. who is izes most noas she hears darlin and naine a few numbers for mother. Obligingly little Lucy abandoned her building blocks and crossed. the room to the piano, where she stood alert for the test. Mrs. Frisbic played a few bars of Mendelssohn's “Spring “Pepsogrunt Tooth Everybody's Tongue,” Lucy promptly. “Correct,” said Mrs. Frisbie. “Now, darling, see if you ree She rar of the classics as them. Come here, 1. aste—It's on announced ize this one!” over the op strains of Schubert's “Untinished Symphony.” “Barnstorm’s Linoleum, ed Lucey without batt it under foot—it will overhead.” Mrs. Frisbie nodded proudly te their visitor and launched into Wag ners “Lohengrin.” Little Lucy puckered her fair brow and hesitated a moment, but soon she had it. “Harlow’s Ham—It's Toast- ed—and How!" she proclaimed tri- umphantly. “That was a hard one,” explained Mrs. Frisbie, “Hlarlow’s just started broadcasting last week and we haven't had much of a chance to get familiar with their signature.” She turned to her daughter. “Here's an easy one, she promised, starting to Balfe’s “Then I'll) Remember respond re Pat darlin Wiesenheimer’s Clothes for Men -You'll Have a Fit!) Lucy inter- rupted after a few short bars. “You see, she really is familiar with all the better music,” concluded Mrs. Frisbie. “Radio is a wonderful teach- er. I often tell Mr. Frisbie that the old composers little know the debt they owe to the sponsors of radio pro- grams for popularizing their music.” —Donarp A. Kaun Fish have a highly developed sense of hearing, says the Bureau of Fish cries. We would like to feel that that big trout heard what we called him when he got off our hook last tur- day. —Sovtienn Lumperman If the craze continues, Rhode Is- land probably will be made into a Tom Thumb golf course. .G Post Possibly that bomb in the New York night club was put there by a patron who figured it the only way to get a little ventilation, —New York Sux comicbooks.com