Judge — August 2, 1930 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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IMIG Cooney Island Te great pleasure ground changes little from year to year. If you've done one roller coaster you've done them all. They can't fool me by call- ing it Tango, io or Chance: it still remains Lotto. The shoot-the-chutes don’t hold the same thrill I got back in my sailor-hat days, and hot dog: are no good without bicarbonate, Why not a few thrills suel Effi tresses to throw bouquets of cast-iron ies of dramatic eritics for ac- roses at. Peep shows books. Only"; Convent Soul Kiss Saw.” containing censored I'm tired of these “For Men A Hot Night ir Pp, ‘atch That Flea A place to throw lost children. Machine-gun shooting galleries for visiting gunmen, with targets of dis- trict attorneys. Lenzo—the mechanical bridge-play- er—drop a nickel in the slot. One of those Parisian places where throws things to break as many dishes as possible. Paris ditto: Hit a certain spot and two slightly clad ladies tumble out of bed. A new freak show, including Car- Heflin, Whalen, Capone and y Richman. ne Har Dodge the Sunday driver. A con- traption which sends hundreds of autos at the customer, which he tries to avoid. Beauty contests for life-guards, in- troducing Mr. Coney Island, Mr. JUDGE LWA T= Feltman's, Mr. Brighton Beach, Mr. Greater New York, Mr. Far Rockaway, Mr. Midland Beach, Mr. Uni- verse and Mr, Automat. A Hall of Mirrors, making all men look like Rudy Vallée and women like Greta Garbo, Sun-tan booths for hurry- up summer tans, Club Life in America “D kop in at the Club some time” has now become They have formed the Aviation ntry Club of ner They prefer, course, that you bring your plane to a full stop at the private landing field provided and. enter by the door, rather than stopping on the solarium and coming in by the chimney. Anyway, at present there is one club- house, landing field) and hangar for fifty private planes at Hicksville, L. 1., with 250 members, including Nilly Vander- hilt, John Hay Whitney, a Rockefel- ler, a Dupont and a’ fellow called Lindbergh. Work is bei similar roosts at Green- wich, Conn., and Red Bank, N. J. Before they are thru there will be 141 clubs) spreading around the country in chain style. If you be- long to one, you belon to all. Thus, should yo be doing a transcontinen- tal flight, you stop-off at a reality. Ce started on fig the wayside branch for rest, for hot dog or new wasps for yc hum. It's all very exelusi members presumably turn only exelu- sive circles in the air. Parachutes, however, remain to bring everybody down to earth, Pneumatic Floats Tus rubber horses, animals and D. T. hallucinations which they use ay surf-floats having become so popular, why not make them in the shape of celebrities? You could prob- ably float across the ocean on one made in the shape of Paul Whiteman, Sophie Tucker or Big Bill Edwards. For the ladies, the Richard Hallibur- ton (Marconi-rigged) ; some- thing nifty for gents: the Clara Bow Bubble Boat. Hihattractions R' vit Ertine’s “Ten Cents a Dance’—a Victor reckid. ... Georgina, an um- um nurse at the Fifth Avenue (Continued on page 31) 5 WNioR SUGGERTS PucuMAliC FLOATS CF COMFY CELEBRITIES ~ STANCE / comicbooks.com