Judge — July 26, 1930 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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| High Hat (Continued from page 21) Automobile Tourist’ Agency at 11 E, 42d St., the idea being to provide you a paying passenger if you're driv- ing West or provide you a someone with ¢ ger. The rates are twenty and_ thirty a forty-three-fifty to Frisco or Los An- geles—or just enough to cover costs f ladies whose dogs cannot stand y travel are frequent ap- plicants. ‘There have been rough- looking gents wanting to go to Chi- cago who have been turne Preciado tells them, The other day breathless driver dashed in the of and cried: “I'm leaving for the Coast in twenty minutes—find me a passen- Mr. Preciado did what he usu- ally does under the circumstances, lights a Murad. And, sure enot d shed another breathless gent, crying st me a car for the Coast The thing is likely to develop a type of bum who rides on the rear . Also, I can see someone stop- ping to pick up his passenger and finding out he has to take a load of furniture along, too. And I wonder who will be the first to make the trip ina rumble-seat all the way. Remem- ber, too, young ladies, there is no walking home from Kansas City. Encyclopaedia Brittanica Rules the Waves ‘ve been handed an encyclopedia as a gift. What good all the infor- mation will be after I've read thru the whole thing; or when I'll g chance to get into it at all are childish mys- teries compared to the mystery of the back compartment of its cabinet. You see, the books stand on one side of a handsome table-case which has two compartments for this purpose. One in front and one in back. If you stand the e to the wall, it leaves a back compartment completely n At the moment ran think of is to put the ra and forget Or it would be a swell spot to crawl when a husband comes home too early, Or you know the one about old razor-blades. I'd try shoving the Frigidaire back there, but some of it would stick out. Of course by stock- ing a boogey-man, it would be a handy place to threaten ‘o send baby. True, it’s too small for an indoor golf course, and so I imagine I'll simply use it for the reason they probably put it there. Do any of you remember a law which was known as the Noblest Experiment of Them All? Well, the compartment will hold about: —Jupar, Jr. car if you want to be a passen- | down flat. | “It's not that kind of a ride,” Mr. | y LE MOMENT SUSPECT | (THE SUSPICIOUS MOMENT] When you have lost your elé de | nuit (night key) and are discovered trying to break into your own A house . .. retain your équilibre (poise) be nonchalant . LIGHT A MURAD PRONOUNCED PERFECT BY DISCRIMINATING SMOKERS xe -<a- 2° © P. Loritlant Co. The absent-minded professor drops his anchor. 29 comicbooks.com