Judge — July 26, 1930 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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“ “We mustn't forget, dear—today we have to bottle the home-brew!” dynamited his safe. Officials at the dock tried to make arrangements to book Mr. Schultz but he just on the next liner, rd.“ Shueks,”” he said, “I'd just as soon spend the sum- mer in the city where there's always something going on.” Hollywood, California.—Miss Lu- cille La Lune, All-Omega County, Nevada, beauty, who arrived here re- cently, informed the press that she had given up all hope of a movie ca- reer. Miss La Lune's mother admit- ted that her daughter's screen test had not been up to expectations, but both mother and daughter seemed elated over the outcome and emphatically d that they would not again ap- proach a movie producer. “I don't want to star in the old movies wa aes said Miss La Lune, “I'd rather work on the farm, It’s so much healthier.” —P. Red Hot! “This farm is going to the dog: beamed Hiram as he put the finishing touches on his roadside stand. Politeness will not become extinet as long as there are independent groc- ers with chain stores on either side of them. Some people park their cars so long they must be watching endurance flyers set a new record. Then there's the speakeasy owner who is so hard boiled the cops have to pay for their drinks. JUDGE Why I’ve Made My Last Trip to Montreal "Tom slightly hackney the first bottle of C: The slightly tight teno “Tm a Dreamer, Montre d toasts over an ale. who sang he references to coast guards every time the car back-fired. he funny posteards sent back home Phe weather is fine, although we have had some ale,” and so forth. he remark that one thing about n liquor, you never have a hangover the next morning. ngover the next morning. rcision not to try to bring ; any liquor at all to avoid trouble at the border, The customs officer who didn't even : car but said “O. K. Go Arrive Sinversratr Exhibit “A” in Plaintiff's suit for breach of promise, 19 comicbooks.com