Judge — July 19, 1930 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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— Mistress (to neve maid)—At dinner remember you must serve from the left and take the plates from the right, do you understand? New Maiw—Superstitious or something? High Hat (Continued from page 21) The Flying Fish jYor those who have a sixty-mile an hour complex and grow restless with the pokey speed of a thirty-five mile outboard there is the Flying Fish speedster. It is nothing less than an outboard out of water, being built with airplane wings on its bow and a spel motor attached to the only part of the boat in the water—a smail section of the stern. There is no water resistance and the propeller can whizz you faster than it takes to shout “Man Overboard.” — Besides that no parachutes are necessary. The glider which throws its tow- rope to an outboard or speedbi assuming popular proportions. boat the glider which travels along on its floating pontoons. Then, as soon as the boat attains a thirty- mile speed, the glider rises in the air. This summer someone is going to be glid across the Atlantic attached to a liner. I don't really see how it's going to be done—since there is no liner capable of doing thirty miles or faster, continuously. Anyway, if you can get your pet hate out in a glider and thea cut the rope, it might solve something. Also, there seems to be a lad out in Marine City, Michigan, who not only the local mayor but who can step ard a surfboard fully dressed in Sunday best, travel at any speed and ack home without getting his feet wet. He's probably the only mayor in the country who can mect incoming celebrities without getting his feet wet. tows . * «* I was a freshman's whim that made me request a game of outboard —Passixnc Suow motor polo and right away I learn there are some lunatics in the world who play a game called speedboat polo. Using mallets and a large cork ball they slap cach other all over the place with gunwales, ram each other amidships and throw anchors as fouls Il in the name of good, clean sport. he next thing I know Mae will get those diving horses down Atlantic City and organize the first game of horse water polo. Advice to Landlubbers Saitons never say “Nerts!"; they A capstan cannot sail a boat; a yak isn’t a millionaire’ a reptile. “"s toy; a wiper isn't If you're going to capsize, capsize with a chorus girl How to re boat built indoors without te down the house is a cinch compared to getting an ocean- going tanker out of the smoking-room by closing time. The best sailors are not made at sea but on Riverside Drive. A boy's best friend is his Mother- sill’s. nove —Jvner, In. ASR The Road Walkers unite against the Motor Traffic! 32 —Lonpon Opinion EDWARD LANGER PRINTING CO., INC, JAMAICA, HT. comicbooks.com