Judge — July 19, 1930 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Ad Ahoy! on our L Ax» so, puttin chting caps = and a small amount of tattooing, Mae and I set out to get you some scagoing clatter. With M sea chantey “Beep-c our lips, we scuttled a “'s favorite Deep” on ew schooners across. some Times Square bars; cruised through Central Park ina seagoing-hack; called on the Y Club boys for the genuine ing; dropped into the sub how the herring were runnin, acht alty feel- to see Yo:Ho-Ho AK A Coupe deus! finally wound up at Abercrombie and Fitch's where all good sailors are started out, in the first place. Nautical Hihattractions T ese are some A, & F, novel tachments for the salty- minded:—Le Cycle Marin, a water bicycle which you pedal lying face downwards, your hands holding to handle- bars in front and your fe working behind: | An ex- cide... Aluminum playing cards. Pneumatic surf serpents: the D. T.’s applied to the common water wing... . The Dodge Motor run- about: A miniature sea- going Rolls Royce for One Thousand Dollars... . A JUDGE WATE Motion Picture Camera: To record the actual size of the one that got away. ... The Tee Crock: To preserve ice cubes for forty-two hours, if the other stuff lasts that long. . . . The Lighthouse Mixer; Ship’s Bar (which can be battened down) ; and Whistling Hornpipe Sailor ‘Decanter: All. for going down to the sea in sips... . uvigating Chelsea Chronometer Set: ass the time at sea... . Perfume : To clear out the stuffy abin during bad weather and all- night poker... . Jeweler’s To be filled and presented — by yacht owners when at the proper distance at sea... . Real Eskimo — kyaks: Canoeing for the lonely heart (Old Eskimo sayin Cut yourself iece of kyak). . .. Collapsible row: Fits the running board of your nd comes in handy when you go off a bridge. . . . Fighting lanterns from Old British battleships: For the yacht on which there is action... . Port, Starboard and Capstan Smoking Diver Cigar lighter; and Yachts- man’s knife: Clevah knick-knacks. ... The Twenty-five dollar binocu For Broadway columnists at sea Kikit (a soccer game for soccers: there’s one born every minute), Auto- Tie BEST Saloes APE NOT MADE AT SEA! 21 EES ‘ “GE BE SUPWRECKED, BE SHIPWRECKED . . ING \ ¥ Yorn A CxS RL SAYS Uuwio —"WHYZSAYS MC yy . Joy Ball, Puff Billiards, Back- gammon, Duck-on-a-Rock, and Post- Office: All for good nautical fun. .. Foghorn (worked by mouth): To keep the Leviathan from) ramming your rowboat. Southampton Notes, for No Reason B' acuicomBens, who used to be sat- istied with a handout on Malay Street, a knife between the ribs at Port Said or a torn herring at Long h now flock to this old wealthiest of American summer resorts. It seems that the beaches hereabouts are the best along our shores to pick up some odd bottles of wet-goods from Quebec that may be washed ashore. They claim, too, if you can pick up a few bottles and save up for a motor- boat, you can increase your income in an unvolsteady but tricky way. Every so often before dawn, when the tip-off comes, it is pos- sible to speed out a few miles to sea and pick up whole cases jettisoned by some runner who felt the breath of the law hot on his neck. (Continued on page 32) comicbooks.com