Judge — July 19, 1930 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Don’t Bet on Fights? D°* bet on fights, That is, don’t do it unless you're smart and know how to bet. You've got to have a sys- tem. ‘Then you can clean up. Here's the system: Bet only on a sure thing. hysical development of both men, Sean their records. Read ill the dope the dopes write in’ the papers. Then for the sure thing. Bet the fight will end in a foul. Compare th Well, anyway, the Statue of Lib- erty is high enough to look beyond the twelve-mile limit. Rip Van Winkle couldn't sleep for long in the Catskills these days. The automobile horns would wake him up. “Say—what's the idea of starting out canoeing like that?” » always turn over in it—so this will make it just right when —R. C. O'Brien ” it upsets! Fisherman’s Heart lon me, for me the surging sea And not the babbling brook. I still recall that fishing yawl A mile off Sandy Hook, Where bottled beer brings anglers cheer And rubbish rides the tide ¥ With youthful yeggs and hard-boiled A-fishing by my side! You can lose an eye from the hooks that fly | When the lines procecd to tangle. But here's a sport of a thrilling sort For the lad who loves to angle! A man’s a man out with that clan Of diamonds in the rough. The sharks that float about the boat Are not one-half as tough. Wh avelets swish, men drink like fish, Where ocean breezes blow, Most any drink, from gin to ink, Excepting H.O! Ah, life on shore is a deadly bore, And I’m yearning to go back With my hook and line to those pals of mine On that public fishing smack! —Artuvr L, Lirpaans Revised Proverb As the suitor rejected by an irate parent found out: The hand is quicker than the e also, the foot is quicker than the seat of the pants. We're against night baseball. There’s no telling what some of these umpires The American who took his outboard motor abroad with him. would do in the dark, 18 comicbooks.com