Judge — July 12, 1930 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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Judging the Movies (Continued from page 21) soil denounces the rich idlers of the upper classes—(the producers may be delighted to hear that a Paramount audience actually cheered at the con clusion of this hundred-per-cent phi- lippic)—but outside of this stupid bit nothing ambitious is attempted, Jack ie seemed forced at times, but his aterial was labored. He did pro- ¢ the most idiotic footwork in his fight promoter gazed upon, amusing enough when he thing to work with. dhe is has some- Age of Innocence She was pretty and spoke with a delightful accent. The cashier's heart heat fast as handed him a cheek. “Indeed “No; it’s made out to Gertrude H. und you have written ‘Gertrude jertrude Grey is my name.” Ah, you don’t quite understand replied the cashier. “What I mean to say is, you left out the H.” Oh, so I have,” she exclaimed, smiling sweetly as she took back the ck and dipped her pen in the ink. “Age twenty-one,” she wrote. —Tit-Bits The true value of horse sense,” says the Louisville Times, “is shown by the fact that the horse was afraid of the automobile during the period in which the pedestrian laughed at it.” reNtNG Post Notice If you know of any such freak laws as appear on page 12 of this issue, send them to Juper and you will receive $5 for any that we are able to use. The contributors of the laws appearing in this issue and to whom we have paid $5 each are: Luther L. Mott, University N.D. F. G. La, Joe C. ning, Ga, W.H. Clark, Elizabeth, Tenn. Donald Lockett, Chicago, III. Blohm, New Orleans, Lambert, Fort Ben- ght scenes that ever a crooked | LE MOMENT (THE When you cannot get a taxi and must walk home from the “Bal Masqué up your esprit (pronounced esprit). be nonchalant... LIGHT A % RY ome) (GX PERFECT BY SMOKERS PRONOUNCED DISCRIMINATING © P. Lorittard Co. Dr. Judge Eminent Doctor of Mirth, Healer of Worries that sadden the earth, Author of tomes, Visitor weekly in homes. Funny Bone Mender, whose his- tory shows Succor and aid for Society's Woes, Jovial fellow, with practice extea- sive, Mirthful and mellow, and yet in- expensive— Why should a person remain ap- prehensive? Stifle your worry and banish your fret, Clip off the magical coupon and let This be a moment you'll never regret! Humor and legions of rollicking thousands of AWFUL (fancy dress party) .. keep MURAD SOLENNEL MOMENT] Judge Publishing Co., Inc., 18 East 48th Street, New York, N. Y. Dear Doctor Judge: I'm weary of worry, I want to be bright, I'd like you to hurry And set me aright I'm ready to chuckle, No longer to sob, And ask you to buckle Right down to your job! O 104 Regular Weekly Visits. $7.80 O 52 Regular Weekly Visits. 5.00 comicbooks.com ° —z-<2— me