Judge — July 12, 1930 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE LAG = SA, Ke “Listen—if you ever expect to succeed you'll have to start at the bottom and wake up.” The Little Red Schoolhouse 1930 “ Aut right, children, we will now have the Geography lesson. E what is the shortest distance betw Yonkers and Niagara Falls? Bobby, which is the best road from Blinkens- burg here? John Smith, how many detours between here and Chicago are there on Route five? Who can tell me from wher nd to where, does the Lincoln High > Well, well. that’s fine, you children have studied ! Now tomorrow I want you all to study the road of the next eight counties and memori all detours, whether dirt or gravel, and all landmarks as given on the Now we'll go on with the arithmetic assignment. Helen, you take the first question, the one about room, bath, and garage for three peo- And, Olive, I'm going to give rdone. What is the bill of and two children, in two rooms. for one night, all of them eat dinner, and only the two children get up and cat breakfast the next morn- ing? Be careful of that one, it’s catchy, remember the garage is free. Dorothy, you may explain the next one to the class, the one about six bottles of pop, ten hot dogs, four chocolate bars, three five-cent cigars, one pack cigarettes, and two cups of coffee. Robert, 3 y give your solution of the fiv half gal- lons of gas at twenty-three cents, two quarts heavy oil, one puncture repair. and a new spark plug. Very well, you children are doing exceptionally well and I'm proud to... Young man, are you whispering again? You'll have to stay after school to- night and write Rooms For Tourists two hundred and fifty times before leaving the building.” —Scorr Brown 2dward Jones! A gambler entered a crap game with a quarter and ran it into a ten-dollar bill. Then he got into a card game and ran the ten-spot into a century. He took that to the race track and ran it into a thousand dollars. He took that and exchanged it for the first payment on a swell car and promptly ran that into a tree. The Post Office now s with this advice: Not spondents of change o Also we might add in some cases of change of heart. mps letters And it wouldn’t be so bad if the stuff you buy these days was as good an imitation as the labels. comicbooks.com