Judge — July 5, 1930 — page 35: what you’re looking at

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FROM THE FOUR CORNERS .... they come P. and Bombay « - « far removed from each other ani both further removed from Detroit... yet} a random perusal of the Seward’s room records for a single day discloses guests registered from both these distant places. Travelers from the far ends of the world | it for . men and women visiting Detr the first time . . . proceed to the Seward invariably and wisely, for no other hotel in the Motor Metropolis is so conveni- ently located to the principal automobile | and manufacturing plants. The General Motors and Fisher buildings . . . housing he headquarters of industries valued in billions . . . are but five short blocks dis- tant. Supper clubs . . . fashionable shops and theatres beckon nearby. Living at the Seward means being in the heart of dynamic Detroit; in an etmos- phere of refinement ... fine service and sincere hospitslity. Seward W.E. SNYDER, Mor. | 59 SEWARD AVENUE, DETROIT 600 units with tub and shower outside ex-| posure and two] or more wine| dom, teoat at| low 5582. S0oer| dey. $550 and op wards suites Balloons, Bombs and Boloney (Continued from page 9) “I don't sce why we don’t celebrate the Constitution the same as we do Graduation Day and Admiral Byrd,” said the delegate from Rhode Island. The Speaker replied: “About all's important in it is Article 1, Section 2, aragraph 4: ‘The Vice-President of the United States shall be President : while the President is “T think that calls for a demons’ tion of some kind,” said the delegate from Connecticut. ‘You can say what you want about Fourth of July, but I think the ought tobe Third Amendment amended. It says: ‘No soldier sh in time of peace, be quartered in an house without the consent of the owner 2 “Well,” said the Speaker, “that's a good law. You wouldn't want to find an uninvited machine-gunner in your es-closet on a dark night, would “It isn't that,” replied the delegate from New York, looking over some old autographs. “But I think there ought to be a law to keep moths out of it too.” . don’t tell Borah about it or he'll want to revise the whole Decla- ration of Independence, the Constitu- tion of the United tes and the words and music of ‘The Star-Span gled Banner,’ said the Speaker ex- citedly. “How about a little drink, boys asked the delegate from New York. “Huzzah!” everybody yelled. The Speaker held up a warni finger and said: “Ssh!... Not so loud, fellows. It’s against the law to huzzah on the Fourth of July with- out a permit.” Notice If you know of any such freak laws ‘as appear on page 12 of this issue, send them to Jupcr and you will receive $5 for any that we are able to use. The contributors of the laws appearing in this issue and to whom we have paid $5 each are: Herbert L. Mich. Miss il. C. D. O'Connor, Holyoke, Mass. Sherwood, Chapel Hill, Hart, Ann Arbor, Emma_ Lockwick, Joliet, A tiny cut has taken lives vvv Dont take chances Use “Mother—come quick!” It's when that frightened call comes, that the Rexall First-oid Kit proves quite invaluable. Each of these wonders of compactness and efficiency contains iodine, surgical plaster, absorbent cotton, antiseptic gauze, and gauze pads, spirits of am- monia, scissors, picric acid for burns, eye-dropper, tweezers, and bandages of various widths. At all Rexall Drug Stores which includes Liggett and Owl Stores; there is one conveniently near you. SAVE with SAFETY DRUG STORE comicbooks.com