Judge — June 28, 1930 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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No Justicc The Justice of the Peace in a town in Ohio, in pursuance of his duties, had to hear and judge cases that were brought before him, and also perforu ceremonies. He found it difficult to dissociate the va rious functions of his office. Every thing had gone smoothly until he had asked one bride: “Do you take this man to be your husband » bride nodded emphatically. “And you,’ said the Justice, turning to the bride- groom, “what have you to say in your own defense oceasional marris —Cuicaco News It is now against the law to use the Arabic alphabet in Turkey, but you can get some fine old pre-war letters by ringing three times and saying you were in there with Mr. Murphy on Wednesday. —N. Y. Herarp Trisene Caller—Who's the responsible man here? Office Boy—If you mean the fellow a ts the blame, it’s me. —Jovurnat or Epucation She—Now you pride yourself on a woman's ct acter by her clothes. What would be | your verdict on my sister over there? He (looking at her sister's scant attire)—Insufficient evidence. —Lonpon Opinion People who have been divorced can- not be presented at the British court. This practically abolishes the ancient ceremony, —N. Y. Sux “Oh, Di Mi!” The reason floor walkers wear flow- ers in their buttonholes is they won't stay in their hair, —Paturinver He was the hard-working type, who plodded wearily to catch the eight- five train every morning. His wife was the type who got the most out of life and thoroughly en- joyed it. One evening the question of wom- an’s beauty arose and she was loud in her support for her own sex. “Did you never observe, George dear,” she explained, “that famous designers take a woman's head to adorn many of your coins He shook his head meekly. “I can’t say that I’ve noticed it,” he replied. “But I've observed that designers take many of my coins to adorn a woman's head.” —Answens “Listen, darlin’—you're not deceiving me at all. 27 MOMENT DE TRIOMPHE (THE TRIUMPHANT MOMENT) When you are about to land a pois- son énorme (a rather large fish) .. re- maincalm (pronounced calmez-vous) be nonchalant ... LIGHT A MURAD (PRONOUNCED PERFECT RY DISCRIMINATING SMOKERS) today!” I got a divorce comicbooks.com