Judge — June 14, 1930 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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Formula for Being President 1800-—Cut down a cherry tree. 1870—Split it into rails. MARLB ORO has 1910—Work it up into golf clubs. 1930—Make it into fishing —Wasiixcton Star Out of 500 books that are to be | presented to the White House, 20 are | volumes of detective and mystery fic- tion. This shows sympathetic discern- ment. Most presidents are fond of mystery stuff, and the kind that ap- pears in the Congressional Record has | a certain sameness. —Srowane Review If you are particular about your lips, try the new Ivory Tips. You don’t drink 8-cent ice cream The young ladies do a good deal of Roda! Or smoke 3-cent cigars. singing about vagabonds these ¢ but usually when they actually mee 5 : one the headline goes this way: “G .... why take chances with cheap cigarettes? Flees Tramp.” \ —Evenine Post For those who can afford 20 cents for the best... = . . Marlboros. The cigarettes of successful men. They want a song for Fathers’ Day ‘And ill like Marlb which is June 15, which, oddly enough, nd smart women. You will like Marlboros. is the day on which the second instal- ment of the income tax is due. What's the matter with the song a rd by 340) . The Conning Tower four years “Pop Is the Weasel”? | Plain or Ivory Tipped —N. Y. Worto No difference in price They've got ocean liners so fast now that you only have to sit through a | yf MOST couple of ship's concerts while cross- ing. Sold Out —Tue Paturixnver G Oo oO D Readers are requested to notify Judge whenever they are unable to A correspondent in a contemporary obtain a copy of a current issue at GOLFERS wants to know what is the best any newsstand. to clean gramophone records. “With sandpaper,” suggests a victim. Judge every week is sold out on P R E F E R —Passino Suow some stands soon after its arrival. Judge wishes, of course, to see that a sufficient number of copies is available to serve all regular readers. Please use this form. J. T. Cooney, Judge Publishing Co., Inc., 18 East 48th St., New York City. @ T was unable to buy a copy of Ju Date of issue BUTCHART- NICHOLLS = GOLF NI CLUBS \ raewcn xan | |FULL LINE OF WA rarer | |WODDS ANDIRONS i ar ASK YOUR PRO - HE SELLS THEM I " f Life a PALATABLE AND EPPECTIVE BUTCHARTNIGHOLS CO SPRINGRIE Comm “T’m all out of roses, Alfie dear, 8 BARCLAY STREET IART-NICHOLLS CO. SPRINGDALE.CONM. but here's the vase T keep them inc | | MORRIS & SCHRADER, * New vorx | | apenas comicbooks.com