Judge — June 7, 1930 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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The First Slogan History Professor—And when Lord Chesterfield that death was near he called his friends around him, and just before he breathed his last he uttered those immortal words, Who can tell me what those words wer Class (in unison)—"They satisfy —Fo'e’stie Baxten Archeologists are in doubt about the .use of a strangely shaped jar which was found recently in a tomb at Luxor, It was probably a bridge prize. —Desus Opinion Pedestrians must now obey the red- and-green trathe lights, and what El- mer Twitchell wants to know is whether he can be arrested for stand- ing too long near a hydrant? —N. Y. Sex Final Exams People go about Venice in Gorgon- zolas. A polygon is a man who has many wives. A brunette is a young bear. Ambiguity means having two wives living at the same time. A figure of speech is a way of talk- ing or writing by which you say what you don’t mean and yet mean what vou say A circle is a line which meets its other end without ending. The Normans introduced the Fru- gal System. —N. Y. Evesixe Post The motorist who always tried to beat the train to the crossing goes in f 1 99 for boating. Tue Tarxie Propucer—Execel- lent! Excellent! I ha heard Miss La Hotte’s voice repro- duce so well! T Dinector—Good Lord! That isn’t Miss La Hotte—that’s the parrot! never “Hey, you! Where's that ginger ale I ordered?” 32 Gets Garbage Contract One of the first results of Will Hays’ campaign to clean up the movies. Edwin Carewe, Hollywood movie director and capitalist, was awarded a contract for exclusive rights to buy all wet garbage collected in Dallas by the city. Carewe agreed to start work within ninety day: —Los Anceres Examiner Having silenced firearms, Mr. Maxim announces that he will next endeavor to eliminate noise indus- try. And when he finishes that, he might tackle politics. —San Dirco Union Another thing about night baseball. which they are now playing in the West, is that night is a swell time for what the umpires. ust with. —N.Y.E “Many budding pocts are to be found in our prisons,” declares a chaplain. Most of them, however, are still « ge. —Hewonist High Hat (Continued from page 20) window at the Crossroads of the World and succeeds in stopping traffic... . The Hamley Kit, a most useful doodad to carry your terlet hot- ticles... . Clayton, Jackson and the Man with Nobody's Nose, who sing “Happy Days Are Here Again, but We Haven't a Pot to Cook In.” ... Colbert in “The Big Pond.” (May I introduce you leghorners to her lovely eyes?) .. . John Gilbert's high notes in “Redemption.” .. . Gra MacNamee’s finish to his broadcast of the Kaintucky Darby, sirrr:—"I'd better shut up before I get all wet!" —Jupoer, Jr. “FOWSED LANGER PRINTING CO, INC, JaWaiCa, BY. comicbooks.com