Judge, 1930-05-31 · page 13 of 36
Judge — May 31, 1930 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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# Analysis of Judge Magazine Page This page from Judge magazine contains early-20th-century American satire mocking consumer culture and social trends: **"To a Prospective June Bride"** satirizes the installment-plan economy, where a suitor promises marriage within a "ten-payment house" furnished with "fifteen-payment radio" and a car requiring "twenty-seven weeks to pay." The joke targets how Americans were increasingly buying on credit rather than saving, presenting marriage itself as another installment debt. **"Try And Do It"** is a brief joke about women's fashion—needles were once essential sewing tools, but modern women rarely sewed, making needles equally rare in their hands as in haystacks. **"Just Our Luck"** references the nursery rhyme about the old woman in a shoe, joking that if she lived today, she'd simply move upstairs to avoid her children. It also includes a quip about used cars falling apart (literally "dropping"). The bottom illustration, "First-aid kit for romance—the portable moon," depicts a couple with a portable lamp creating romantic moonlight, mocking artificial romance in modern life. These reflect 1920s-1930s anxieties about consumerism, changing gender roles, and technology.
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JUDGEH To a Prospective June Bride Come, dwell with me and be my spouse | Within a cute ten-payment house; | And we will have, you may be sure, The best Instalment Furniture. A fifteen-payment radio, \ thirteen-p: ent set of Poe, A baby gr cute coupé (With twenty-seven weeks to pay). | FI buy thee precious gems antique At twenty down and ten a week), And we will live, as and wife, An up-to-date Instalment Life! Try And Do It Tt used to be hard to find a needle in a haystack, and now it’s just as hard to tind one in a woman's hand. Farurn—Ah! Your graduating class, Wilfred? Just Our Luck If the old woman who lived in a nd had so many children should They say the bottom has dropped As the Dry Senator remarked: “Let > to life te + we know what out of the second-hand car market. me make the laws of the country and she'd do. She'd move into the apart- That's nothing compared to what [don't care who sings the Stein ment upstairs. drops out of the cars. Songs.” First-aid kit for romance—the portable moon, | ry t cOMmICDOOKS.cOoM