Judge — May 24, 1930 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Another Success Story Jour Besse was speaking. Every: body craned their necks to listen. His eyes sparkled. His voice thun- dered. Spellbound, we stared. Here was the timid soul whose dinner speech i two weeks before had fizzled hope- t lessly. It was unbelievable. Art! Litera- ture! Science! History! Politics! Business! There was no stopping him. Most of us, to be sure, had read the advertisements, but, even so, we mar- «© blurted, when he oncluded, didn’t know you rollege man.” “Dm not,” he retorted, modestly. “But this four-hour speech, on so many subjects— chuckled, “the credit ald you Boys,” really isn't mine. Any of you « talk like I’ve talked tonight were willing to pay the price “But how?" we chorused, “Tell us! What price?” “Twelve dollars,” he finally hie- cuped. “Simply call Lombardy 7936 and ask for Edd Dev Ksiaur Time to Call a Halt Curses on you, Racketeer, With your warfare over beer, Giving rides to rival thugs, Filling them with leaden sl Gus the Goof, and Red the Rat Scarface, Dopey, names like that, Getting in and out of jams, Shooting those on witness stands, We've had too much of your stuff, Now’s the time to call: Enough We have seen you night and day In most every picture ” “I told ya that rung was missing! Sick Leave When the suffering clerk Stays home from his work or Wednesday or Mon- boss who must stick To his job—he gets sick Nine times out of ten on a Sunday! Prohibition agents recently posed as old grads to get evidence to the York Fraternities Club. And the impersonations were perfect—even to being posted for non-payment of house charges. One thing about these college presi- Castaway—There’s no use of my getting excited—it’s probably only dents is that they'll never get athlete's a Fuller Brush Man! foot from kicking out football players. comicbooks.com