Judge, 1930-05-17 · page 6 of 36
Judge — May 17, 1930 — page 6: what you’re looking at
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# Analysis of Judge Magazine Page This page is primarily **advertising disguised as editorial content**. The main feature is a large advertisement for Absorbine Jr., a patent medicine marketed for "Athlete's Foot" fungal infection. The left column uses satirical humor: a baseball player suffers from athlete's foot despite his athletic prowess—the ironic contradiction being the joke. The text mocks how widespread this fungal infection was, calling it "one of millions of Americans" afflicted by "Athlete's Foot." The right side contains "The Debutante and the Goose," an unrelated short story by Jack Cluett about young socialites preparing for a dance. The page exemplifies early 20th-century magazine practices: blending paid advertising with entertainment content, using humor to promote commercial products without clear distinction between editorial and promotional material.
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HE PLAYS BASEBALL FROM THE BLEACHERS ... YET HE HAS “ATHLETE’S Foot,” E practically runs the team from his scat. “Watch that bunt,” you hear him yell. “Cover second on that throw “sid-e"—his lungs get all the exercise, but his feet would feel strange in “spikes.” Yet this hard-playing member of the Bleacher Brigade has a well. defined case of “Athlete's Foor.” He is bothered by a dry, scaly con- dition of the skin between his toes, with itch-i-n-g.® It's a nagging infection and seems to be getting worse every day, but he doesn’t know what it istor how to get rid of it And be is only one of millions of Americans who bare the ringworm infection, commonly called "Athlete's Foot,”” and who wonder what it is! *Many Symptoms for the Same Disease—So Easily Tracked into the Home “Athlete's Foot” may start in a number of different ways,* but it is now generally agreed that the germ, tinea trichophyton, is back of them all. It lurks where you would least expect it—in the very places where people go for health and recreation and cleanliness. In spite of modern sanitation, the germ abounds on locker- and dressing-room floors—on the edges of swimming pools and showers—in gymnasiums—around bathing beaches and bath-houses—even on hotel bath-mats. And from all these places it has been tracked into countless homes until today this ringworm infection is simply everywhere. The United States Public Health Service finds "It is probable that at least one-balf of all adults suffer from it at some time."' And authorities WATCH FOR THESE DISTRESS SIGNALS THAT WARN OF “ATHLETE'S FOOT” Though “Athlete's Foor” is caused by the germ— tinea trichophyton—its early stages man fest themselves: in several different ways, usually berween the tocs— sometimes by redness, sometimes by skin-cracks, often by tiny itching blisters. The skin may turn white, thick and moist, or it may develop dryness with litte scales. Any one of these calls for immediate treatment! \f the case appears aggravated and does not readily yield toAbsorbine Jr.,consult your physician without delay Absorbin say that half the boys in high school are affected. There can be no doubt that the tiny germ tinea trichophyton, has made itself a nuisance in America. It Has Been Found That Absorbine Jr. Kills This Ringworm Germ Now, a series of exhaustive laboratory tests with the antiseptic Absorbine Jr. has proved that Absorbine Jr. penetrates deeply into flesh-like tissues, and that wherever it pene- trates it hills the ringworm germ. It might not be a bad idea to examine jour feet tonight for distress signals* that announce the beginning of “Athlete's Foot.” Don’t be fooled by mild symptoms. Don't let the discase become entrenched, for itis persistent. The person who is seriously afflicted with it today, may have had these same mild symp- toms like yours only a very short time ago. Watch out for redness, particularly be- tween the smaller toes, with itching—or a moist, thick skin condition — or, again, a dryness with scales. Read the symptoms printed at the left very cafefully. At the first sign of any one of these distress signals® begin the free use of Absorbine Jr. on the affected areas — douse it on morning and night and after every ex- posure of your bare feet to any damp or wet floors, even in your own bathroom, Absorbine Jt. is so widely known and used that you can get it at all drug stores. Price $1.25. For free sample write W. F. YOUNG, INC, joo Lyman Street, Springfield, Mass. ) ing | beautiful and she didnt grab his arm The Debutante and the Goose I wont be very long kidlets before all of you are ready to join’ the love parade and we might just as well throw the bull with the horns while - iron is hot or you children wont 5 d Jean never that lipstick on your little dT will start the story of thy te and the college goose well upon a débutante was asked to a prom by the manager of mind finger début: once time a the baseball team a future vice presi dent of the Guaranty Trust Co and the girl car with a maid and hat boxes and pep and the boy said what shall we do first and the girl said I would like to go through the chemis try lab and after that he said T havent a-car but we can ride out Chapel reet on a trolley and she said how srfectly swell Id just adore Chapel Street and then it got dark and they had to get ready for the dance and before the dance he said 1 havent any liquor Marion how about a choce : soda or some hot Ovaltine and she said Id just simply adore it and then they went to the prom and she said dont introduce me to anyon: I can have a better time with you Jake sat near the chaperones and he said anyway its pretty chilly out Marion and she said yes we dont want people to think we are out neck- and he didnt tell her she looked seeing he said and between intermiy sions the and look up into his handsome base ball manager eyes and she didnt use any make-up because her mother didnt approve and at 12 oclock he said 1 have some French to do for tomorrow and she said Im perfectly exhausted my dear lets call it a night and so they walked under the street lights directly to her hotel and he shook hands good night and left and didnt go back to the dance and steal some body elses broad and drink and get in a ear and park no he went back to his room and studied and next day she said I promised mother Id be back for supper because shes all alone and he said always do as your mother Marion and she said I had a better time it was simply marvelous I mean and wants never in my life my dear | he shook hands good-bye and tipped his hat to the maid and got them a seat in the common car and went back to work out a theme for tomorrows class now if you little girls and boys can act like that when you grow up you will be popular and have a per fectly wonderful time yes you will in a pigs neck. —Jaex Civert comicbooks.com