Judge — May 10, 1930 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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Talkie of Two Fans Discussing the Local Baseball Club “Say, don't that Goofus look ter- rible on first b. “Yeah, where did they r get such a palooka? And, at that, he's the best the infield. That shortstop is so slow he couldn't: get off a dime in ten minues.” Yeah. And, say, where do they dig up these old catchers. Why, both them guys are apt to trip over thei whiskers. And the pitchers man on “Say, don't mention them pitchers. Bohunkus is the only one that can last nine innings, and wild the third b n has to be careful not to get b e “Yeah, and [ never seen such out- fielders. There ain't one of them could catch a pop fly in a basket. All they can do is strike out with the bags he's so sem: load , they look terrible.” “It don’t look to me like the are trying to win.” “Yeah, about it.” owners there's something funny “Well, so long. game this afternoon.” See you at the nh, right back of third base. So S. F. Horn “Well, Dll Following Mother’s Advice “Mother, may I go in to swim?" “Yes, my darling daughter; Hang your clothes on a hickory limb, But don’t go near the ¥ “Mother, you know I'm not a fish, You needn't be afraid; You ought to kr To join the beach ps “Hey—do you play bridge?” w Tonly wish de.” be damned!” Addresses Wanted For New National Wet-Dry Poll Look through your address books and send us the names and addresses of your bootleggers. We wish to send t ballots in our great new national Wet-Dry Poll. This is a unique and special “poll on this absorbing topic for bootleggers only. We wish the country to know how they feel about it. We are sending out ballots instead of inquiring reporters because our in- y found too many places and took the work too seriously. Some of the haven't come back yet. Some of thet never will, Of course we are not sending out twenty million ballots or any such number. We have had only ten mil lion ballots printed. If we are ca short, overlooked send in their votes on their personal stationery or on the reverse side of fancy label. The returns so far have been dis couraging or encouraging, dependin: upon one’s sentiments. Fifty thou sand—a mere bagatelle—have already been dispatehed. Here are the results to date: bootleggers Favoring enforcement as_ it Favoring repeal or modific tion. ..... Too busy to answer.. 49,983 50,000 . O'Brien Total.... comicbooks.com