Judge — May 10, 1930 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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The End of a Beautiful Friendship A few reasons why we don’t care if the Browns move to California. “Excuse me, old man, I know it sounds silly, but I have been playing so much Contract lately I have quite forgotten how you score at Auction.” “Did you read about the woman in Cleveland who hit her husband over the head with a goldfish bow] because he had thirteen spades and then bid seven no-trumps? The judge fined her twenty-five dollars beeause she only stunned him, Ha-ha!" “Oh, you have just started to read it? Isn't it a swell book? It fooled us right up to the last chapter. Of course the butler did it. Mabel thought the old nurse did it. No, they kill her, too. Still I don't want to spoil it for you. It's a good book tho’. So full of surprises.” “Well, it looks like game and rub- ber. Check and double check. By the way, sti ind a bit and we will wet them again from Chicag “What was that crack Amos made bout the census the other night, Mabel? I wish [ could remember it. It will come k to me in a minute. It was a how “Say, did you folks ever hear about the old lady who asked the newsboy if he carried the Saturday ning Post? The newsboy said. ‘Carry it lady? Why, I can’t even lift’ it!” Ha-ha.” “Let's try a few hands of Contract. We won't play for money, You'll pick it up ina minute. All you do is hid more and go down morc. Ha-ha.” Reveter—Boy, do me a favor—tell him the wi, don’t need any Fuller brushes. is out and we 15 Which is the way to the depot?” If the Whole Country Went in for These College Elections Best All-Round Man—Paul White- man, Most Likely to Succeed—Al Ca pone. Most Popular with Women—Rudy Vallée. Most Promising © Writer—Calvin Coolidge. Funniest—Calvin Coolidge. Best Dressed—Jimmy Walker. Most Observant—Walter Winchell, Talks Most—Graham McNamee. Favorite Sport — Talking about how much money they lost in the stock crash, The dollar-a-word magazines seem to have solved the | im of what te do with our ex-Presidents,