Judge — May 3, 1930 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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Shakespeare’s Girlhood (Continued from page G) that his name wasn't S| Lord Bacon at all, but Carolyn Ben ziger, a kind of a plump girl who later narried a Flemish poltroon and dis- ippeared. There is some mention in the parish registry of a Miss Ben- ziger who was married at Brussels in 1648, but this is probably not the same one. As I say, she disappeared soon after her marriage, and there was a hint of foul play at the time. I nderstand her relatives tried adver tising for her in a half-hearted way, but nothing came of it. Everybody sround Ostend, where I grew up, used to say that she had a big mouth and was covered with unsightly moles, but this was hearsa: been in Ostend. could get with the whole thing. I hope, however, that any reader who y have been at old Western Re- serve with Carolyn forwards her present address so I can communicate with her and talk over old times. She must be a fairly old lady by now. And as for you, Arthur Bodanzky. you tell your mother to come to school tomorrow; we'll see whether you can put bread-puddings on the erasers and get away with it. as she had never They Know Better If wives only knew what stenogra- phers think of their husbands, they would quit worrying. —New Gontax New York has under way a cam- paign to improve the appearance of ish cans, Next we suppose it will launch a campaign for more beautiful rubbish. —Tue Paturinnen Notice If you know of any such freak laws as appear on pages 12 and 13 of this issue, send them to Jepar and you will receive $5 for any that we are able to use. The contributors of the laws appearing in this issue and to whom we have paid $ each are: George A. Heald, Jr., Spencer, lowa. Andrew McClean Parker, Phil1- delphia, Pa. . S. Gifford, Boston, Mass. Henning B. Dieter, Easton, Pa. B. I. Mensh, Washington, D. C. Max Chait, Detroit, Mich. A. T. McKean, Austin, Tex. Ira Marcus, Brookline, Mass. |-|O]Z RNY) & > pat was as faras I | = VICTORIOUS KERMATH ALWAYS RUNS ep} he Use a T:.blespoon ina of Ginger Ale or A Good Tonic Sample of Bitters by mail 25 cts. Cc. W. ABBOTT & CO. Baltimore, Md. _ OCEAN HOU CLUMENT EL KENNLOY U PRESIOUNT The North Shore's | most famous Summer resort, offering the | ultimate in service and cuisine . . a every recreational feature. Booklet. Afihated with Vinoy Park Hotel St. Petersburg, Fla. ACTURING COMPANY a Mich, ZA Kermath Powered Hackercrafi t provides an even livers a ne name Ker $295 to $2,300 Detri | No Glare or Shadows Sidney Lenz says— nator is ideal for card rooms” Exot Beas, 102—$14.85 114—$29.75 Exettan Reox MENT SHane Ww ta, Irene HaullaumSne Interiors 37 East 49th Street, New York City Phone—Plaza 6418-6419 comicbooks.com