Judge — May 3, 1930 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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ILLINOIS AVENUE overlooking Boardwalk and Ocean “A Hotel Distinctively Different” Just Completed in Atlantic City Unexcelled Col 1 Hospitality Now Ready for YOU Fireproof Showers and Baths Throughout From $4.00 daily European Plan From $7.00 daily American Plan Fetter & Hollinger, Inc. Evcene C. Ferres, Managing Director The SEASIDE HOTEL Pennsylvania Ave. & Beach ATLANTIC h CITY, N. J. 1873—1930 NEW in construction and furn OLD in hospitable traditions. Famous for its homelike atmosphere. The SEASIDE is a rare combination of a thor- ly modern hotel and a great private home with your friends about you, COOK'S SONS CORPORATION Men, Marriage, and How (Continued from page 11) | Gir 1 Funny. that | Probably it was Because in the Small town I in there werent enough Social joaitions: to: go round and Nobody had any moncy cxcept Lou Smeltz who worked in the Bank and always Had lots of Money, He Became my Lou proposed one day and we Went to Pitts Burgh. We went into a lovely Store and Lou said This is My Finneée and she las Lost all her Clothes so Fit Her Out. They were | very kind in the Store and I Got some lovely Chemises and Nighties, and Then Lou gave me a Diamond ‘Tiara which was my First Bit of Jewelry and certainly gave wonderful Thrill. We saw a lot of Shows and Mr. Smeltz (Lou, everybody called him, so it was Perfectly all right for Me was way but was born me a like that) plenty of which always seemed to have Hundred Dollar Bills, a New experience for me and I was enjoying myself like a Lady at Last. I forgot to say I married Mr. Smeltz which gave me Quite a Thrill as it was the first Time and I still had all my Girlish Delusions. The next day the police came for Mr. Smeltz, 1 never quite under- stood, But it was Something about the | Money from the Bank and he felt Awfully Bad ABOUT IT Especially about having to Leave Me for ten years after just marrying me. But I think Life is like That and there is no Sense beefing about little Troubles that come up Because it is Much bet- ter to keep Smiling as Somebody said. Our marriage was Annulled when Lou went to Pris: what Somebody said, so I was able to ept the next Gentleman without Feeling Mr. Smeltz (Lou) would feel Bad or anything like that, so then I met Oscar Ocuff, the egg magnet. I admired him for his age which was Eighty-six as I Have Always ad- mired aged folks. Mr. Ocuff and I were Married and it was Quite impressive as he Had to » Wheeled into the ceremony in a air as he had the Gout. By Mr. Ocuff I have three step-children who are All older than Me Which is a Difficult Situation as they are Jealous and Envious and quite M to me which makes me quite unhappy. powder any longer. Ocuff. Sunday—At this point I would do anything for a real diamond tiara. —Liovn Maynn 29 Iam going to leave Mr. to, and not too intimate or anything | or at least that is | Tuesday—I cannot stand this life | TRAINED IN Helpfulness To guests What most Statler guests are apt to remember longest is the cheerful, helpful service they get in these hotels. They’ re member, in other words, Statler employees. It r policy to go bey routine in service to guests, and to meet theunusual request, the emergency condi- tion, with helpfulness. these in hotels, your satisfaction can be —and is — guaranteed. HOTELS STATLER BOSTON DETROIT BUFFALO ST.LOUIS CLEVELAND NEW YORK [Motel Pennsyhania\ comicbooks.com