Judge — April 26, 1930 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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Pe | (WOlOly) WM yt a High Hat (Continued from page 21) | the 100s Fithavenoo gocs awfly medi- cal belt. So let’s call at the Mt. Sinai Hospital, where they converse about psittacosis, pneumencocci oblongatus and pains in the “lower right dorsal quandrant — possibly an appendee- tomy,” as though these were impor- tant matters in life. Avoid hasn't been classified yet—and head straight for New York University. If you from here with your ke for the Bronx Zoo, where quite . variety of awks and grrs are on every tongue. And so, naturally, by plane to Bos- ton, Columbia—it away " Hihattractions | The new 15ce Hit of the Week, un- | breakable, thin paper records put out | by Durium Products, to be used as roof shingles when stale... . Delford sparagus tips, which cannot be told from the real thing. . .. Grover Wha- len’s: photograph in full) black silk mas with the caption, “The Bl: Hussar,” in Spring 3100, the Pol Police Gazette... . The new : lette ra blades, which have a slot icross the middle, probably put there isa place through which to throw your old razor-blades. . . . The new two-coat, two-vest, two-pants “suit,” e-breasted coats, ditto vests and knickers and longies. Which seems to us to make up two suits, but don't da it to the man turers; it’s their mistak .. The rubber ping-pong racquets that can be ised as scalp massagers, too... . The new electric light, which will burn for cight hours after you remove it from the socket, thus enabling you to carry your own bridge lamp to bridge par- | . The new radio development by which you may can a lecture, letter or book. “Then, whenever you wish to retrieve your speech, you work a private combination and presto! it wks back at you and the message is destroyed forever. It'll be a great training for people who want to learn to talk back to themselves. —Jupar, Jn. ties. 2. The chief constable of a town was also an expert vete y surgeon. One night the phone rang, ind the constable’s wife answered it. “Is the constable there asked an ated voice. “Do you want my husband in his capacity of veterinary surgeon or as chief constable?” inquired the woman rather pompous “Both, madam, came the reply. ‘We can't get our new bulldog to open | his mouth, in it.” and—there’s a burglar —Tit-Bits LE MOMENT (THE DEF DESPERATE ESPERANT MOMENT) When you are down to your last tin of truffles and there is no relief in sight . . composez votre visage (keep a stiff upper lip) .. Bien! (pronounced bien) Pr V \ be nonchalant . . LIGHT A MURAD a = (© P. Lorillard Co. PRONOUNCED PERFECT BY DISCRIMINATING SMOKERS Do you know a cynic scornful? Give him Judge! Would you heal his manner mournful? Give him Judge! For the kicker who is chronic With a temper that’s cy- clonic It’s a never-failing tonic— Give him Judge! 4:26:30 JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., Ine., 18 East 48th Street, New York, N. Y. Dear Judge: Oh, magic concocter of laughter and jest, you be the doctor—come on, do your best! 108 weekly visits (2 years) CI $2 Regular weekly visits (1 year) Name tii {| | 1} | comicbooks.com