Judge — April 12, 1930 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Why Teachers Look That Way “Please understand that [Tam not trying to interfere, Miss Boland, but, as Harold's mother, I feel [ should tell you that he has an artistic tem perament like his father, whose win dow trimming you no doubt are famil- iar with. He must be handled subtly, as I handle his father; neither can be driven,” “With all the leisure you have, I should think you'd be glad to take over a Sunday-school class.” “Just a word to the wise. Don't al low him to walk on you, of cours but bear in mind that young Gunder man’s father controls, absolutely con trols the Board of Education.” “Boys of thirteen are so i tive, if you know what I mean. perhaps your skirts should be le ened a trifle —say, three or inches.” “You don’t know how lucky you are! Every holiday, Sundays « urdays and nd all summer to yourself.’ “Father said maybe you could solve this, Miss Boland: ‘If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, what will. .2°" os lie ® “We feel that all teachers should attend the concerts given under the auspices of the Women’s Community Club. The teacher is mented upor absence of even one uys noticed and com- Surely you're not going to that Why, my dear, you'll create dane no end of gossip!” —E. T. Coxnoy Equity is. thinking of inv France with a demand that premiers be given two weeks’ notice. Since an clephant never forgets, it must remember when you could buy a lot more peanuts for a nickel. Bridge is different from poker. The only thing wild is your wife. | In the old days you used to watch the birdie when you had your picture taken. Now you watch the tabloids. There are lots of things w: sce before we die: The Taj \ Switzerland, the South Islands and Paul Whiteman getting into a rumble seat. “It's all right, officer. I’m only locking up my jewelry.” comicbooks.com