Judge — April 5, 1930 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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The Vanderbilt Convention (Continued from page 11) to keep himself fit, one rides a tally-ho for the rotogravure section of the Herald-Tribune, another is in Wash- ngton figuring ut whether Longworti's personal snub of the White House and the British Prime Minister was a reflection of the at- titude of Society (and no keyl s) le ged official Gann, Still another is writing « or merely personal pique tir piquing through acknowl Mrs. hook ause of the precedence of for Charles Scribner's Sons.” Cornelius’ face took on a puzzled expression through the lather he had worked up. “Apparently,” he said, if all the Vanderbilts would rub their faces with a newspaper, using Pond’s Cream as a base, finish off the treat- ment with ¢ ind go for a ride on the New York Central Railroad, we'd begin to re- unite old family ties and once again return to the fold.” “Take my advice,” on my coat your diversified interests. I said, putting nd vest. “Give up all All of you Should get together and work each other in the bond business. You sell bonds to Harold, Harold will unload them on Lucretia, Lueret bonds to your wife, your wife will sell to Sonny Whitney, Sonny will hang it on Muriel, and Muriel will drive through Newport with her tally-ho full of clipped coupons, drawn by eight snow-white palfreys. In this way all your losses will be kept in the family Cornelius his coat and vest, tendered the boy « sample cake of Woodbury’s, picked up his horseshoes with hand fashion, said: mister. and, turning to me, xtended in friend] hanks for the advice, I guess you're right.” —Jack Cruerr Gab Verbatim It is difficult to believe, we know, but, mind you, we heard it with our own huge cars in front of the Bond Building at Forty-sixth Street, where the idle actors gather all day and talk shop. Said the first actor: “Joe, things have been plenty tough for me. ind if I don’t get a five-spot the wife ind kids will starve today.” ‘The other actor handed him a’ ten-spot, saying: “Here, take this. I got a lucky break today. I'm leaving to- night to play ten weeks around the Middle Wes! ks out in those dumps?” lay-off. “Oh, boy, you m cold deck of bridge cards, | To GIVE THY PYOPLE THE MODLRN, CONVENIENT TELEPHONE SERVICE THAT THEY NEED will sell | Vanderbilt, Jr. put. on The Bell Telephone Company ...of your town An Advertisement of the American Telephone and Tel Ir as its home in your town, Its opera tors are the daughters of your neighbors. Its various departments are in the hands of your own citizens, with years of train. ing in telephone engineering and man agement. Who owns the Bell System? 450,000 people scattered over the United States own the stock of the American Telephone and Telegraph Company and 250,000 own other securities of the Bell System. No matter how small the part of the Bell System that serves you, it has be- hind it research, engineering and manu- facture on a national scale. The Bell System operates through 24 companies, cach designed to fit the particular area to furnish the highest stand- ard of service in a manner personal to the needs of every user, Serving each of these 24 oper- ating companies is the staff of the American ephone and Telegraph Company, which is it serves aph Company co ntly developing better methods of teleplione ommunication. Each draws on the findings of the Bell Lab- ries, one of the greatest institu- tions of its kind in the world, for the continual scientific improvement of tele- phone service ch has the benefit of the buying power specialized man- ufactur processes of the Western Electric Company, which supplies tele- phone apparatus of the highest quality and precision for the entire Bell System. Each takes advantage of every improve- ment in practice, equipment and economy. The Bell System's ideal is to give all of the people of this nation the kind of modern, convenient telephone service that they want, over its wires to con- nect them one with another and with the telephones of the rest of the world. It is your telephone com- pany,at your service with every resource that it commands. I haven't worked fora year, | The Magical Coupon Do you yeara for boundless wealth? ‘Simply For a speedy route t Simply clip the coupon! Would you a's strength were thine? Would you scintillate and shine? Right upon the dotted line— Simply clip the coupon! Earn ten thousand bucks @ year— Simply clip the Ranish doubt and fool Simply clip the Would you join the Would you make your di thing is yours if you imply clip the coupon! Judge Publishirg Co., Inc, IN East 48th Street, New York, N. Y. Please send me Judge for Weeks . Weeks comicbooks.com