Judge — March 29, 1930 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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Annual Navigation Report (Continued from page 6) hears about? Egad, sir, I this no ter to the botton tain attempted to soothe the plumber, but in vain, At last the chief mate ar- rived with troubled mien and w pered a few words into his superior’s ear. shall plumb The cap- “Ladies and gentlemen,” — stam- mered the captain, regret to in- form you that the cook has been eaten by the chowder.” A great moan of pity and fear went up. Suddenly a man sprang to his feet. “Are we men?” he manded. “Must we star till the end comes? the merey forms? “No, no, a thousand times shouted the diners. “You mean: 2" “To the boats!” cried their self- ippointed leader, quickly distributing sabres, muskets, and dirks. Ina flash the dining-room was emptied and they were on the by The th-cries of the boats, caught off their guard, filled the air, Carnage was every- A moment later dainty women de: lumpishly Are we then of these wolves in she: slaves, where, were rolling up the sleeves of their | evening gowns to scrape the scales off | the boats and take out the bones. A sinell of delicious fried boats was per- vading the ship, and n hree hours later they were sighted by a lonely Gloucesterman brawling for mackerel off the Georges Bank. The passengers crowded to the rail joyfully, and the house flag fluttered to the peak as the band broke into | ‘Pony Boy, Pony Boy.” And Editha and Jessie sank sleepily into the warm blankets and hot which the crew of the Mary Briscoe had provided, both agreed that it had been a simply thrilling day. Adven- ture, shipwreck, and mutiny—what more could any healthy girl want? Editha chuckled as she thought of the zasp of wonderment she would wring from her schoolfellows when she re- counted her adventures. It had cer- tainly been a red-letter day for “The Girls of Sweetbread Hall.” as. Put It on the Market A man took his wife to a doctor, who put a thermometer into her mouth ind told her to keep her mouth shut for two or three minutes. When departing, the man tapped the doctor on the shoulder and said: “Doctor, what will you take for that thing?” —Boston Transcript no!” | coffee | Hackerecraft Leads the Quality Field in Grace and Hashing PERFORMANCE With a hull of genuine Honduras mahog double planked for safety, copper riveted for years of hard usage, and hand-built around @ stout keel and framing of selected straight grained white oak, your Hackereraft embraces quality features seldom found in even the most expensive custom-built speed boats, Why? Because John L. Hacker, N.A., has designed more fine boats than any man in America! He has combined a positive genius for smart hall lines with @ practical experience covering 36 years of boat designing and building. Per- formance? Just give a Hackercraft half a chance to display its riding superiority and thrilling speeds. You won't be disappointed. May we send you the new boat catalog? HACKER BOAT COMPANY 546 River Drive Mt. Clemens, Mich. HACKER CRAFT In order to complete our record files, we would like to purchase from Judge readers the following back issues: 1909: December 4 1911: May 13 and 20 1920: January 17 If you know where these issues can be obtained, please write JUDGE PUBLISHING CO,, Inc. 18 East 48th Street, New York City —Apvrt. comicbooks.com