Judge — March 22, 1930 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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Keerer—Novw, don’t go away mad!! The Closed Door Aner the residence hung an omi- nous cloud of impending disaster. The door had been closed for hours, and not a sound had been heard from the room beyond. The little group in front of the por- tal were nervously waiting, watching, fearing. They eyed one another sus- piciously. It grew terrifying — this air of suspense. One old lady said affair for the poli A young man who had been reading detective stories objected because, he claimed, the police were so dumb. An impatient girl demanded that down the door and see was wrong. The maid acted the way maids act in the movies. She wasn’t going to stay in such a place—she wasn't, take it from her. An elderly man was grimly amused by the whole proceedings. He started to say, “You people .. .” The impatient girl interrupted: “What I want to know is, why don’t we bash in the door?” The old lady imperiously demanded t the police be summoned. ‘onsense,” said the experienced man. “You people can’t have been in Florida long or you'd know what these boarding-house bathrooms are like.” —Davin S. Lenman “It’s clearly an th Dora’s been trying for a long time to figure out how to use bath salts in a shower bath. Then! the re is te girl who thinks The Open Road All roads might lead to Rome—but what we want to know is, where in the world do all the detours lead? Grand Duchess Kira of Russia left our shores, saying that here she could find no romance. Our only answer is that while she was in America, Rudy Vallée was playing at the Brooklyn Paramount. We know, too, a show girl who thinks that the sentiment in modern songs is so sweet, because she just loves to have a little kiss each morn- ing when she goes to bed and a little kiss each night when she arises. Oh, well, the horse we bet on for the last race was nothing if not a gen- tleman—he let the filly go first. I Sprint to Avoid Girls who are having difficulty breaking into show business . . . men who just put over a big deal . . . suc- cessful authors . . . unsuccessful au- thors... men who have just fallen in love . .. women who have recently be- come divorced . . . bridge fiends ... free thinkers .. . the independent type of girl... the clinging-vine type... social workers ... society leaders... men with statistics and fa their finger-tips . .. people who tell you what they heard over the radio. —Carrote Carroun ts s er, a] Day-Worker—Say, missis—the bootlegger has came. 4 | | comicbooks.com