Judge — March 22, 1930 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Literati 1930 “Wee well, hello, Harry. someone told me a book. Is that a fact . ah, I'm workin’ on one.’ “Well, that’s great. Often won- dered why you didn't do something along that line. The way you tell things and everything, I'll bet it'll be great stuff. What kinda book is it?” “O-o-h, you know I've traveled quite a bit in my time, thirty years or so. I’m just writing things up, my memoirs, So to speak.” “A travel book, eh?” “Well, sort of, but it wouldn't be classed as a travel book. That isn’t what people want any more. But it’s soing to be sort of a travel book of an entirely new and different nature. You know, during all my running JUDGE The fire-eater tries out some home brew. around and everything, I've had many thrilling daa lot of awful n Things of such a nature that I'm not able to y own name to the book, in fear astrous results.” You mean an adventure book, vo, not exactly that; I don’t know ctly how to describe it. But I think it will appeal to the public, Right at present I'm working on the appendix, having it illustrated with maps and everything. Am also put ting in a list of names, addresses, and telephone numbers. I'm hurrying things up because the publisher wants to get it on the market while this new fad in reading matter is going strong.” “Wi th’ title Traveling Salesman.’ ” —Scotr Brown THEY'RE ONLY CASTLES IN THE HAIR! PROTESTED THE POETS PLAINTIVELY Personally I could ask for nothing better than a fur coat made out of George Bernard Shaw. “I'm here to fiz that old tub in the kitchen,” prattled the plumber. “Oke, I'll tip off the mater,” lisped little Louie. “Hey, mom, here's the doctor to see the cook!” Next week an exhibition of glass- ware by the Smith College Passion Five, entitled “Five Little Petters and How They Blew.” comicbooks.com