Judge — March 22, 1930 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Those Blues I've got those must-my-employment y-enjoyment The gee-but-it’s-alluri To-continue-ostermooring Blues. | The bed-and-blanket-scorning | 4 s-warning rm-cl aim-thos ay-morning Blues. Some Blues! I-wish-that-it-were-Sunday When-I-get-those-mournful-Monday Blues. Those-heed-the-time-clock’s-tally- Got-no-time-to-dilly-dally- Wish-that-I-were-Rudy Valle Blues. Some Blues —Anrtice L. Lirpmann | James Watts discovers steam. History Scrambled by a Broadway Columnist Menclauses of Sparta (Helen of Troy) have had it \ Paris'd. . . . The Dide nce has curdled. 7+ \ you remember, was born in Troy, where pe sense... . It’s a boy over at the Bulrushes. .. . The Suley- Yaouds (Solomon the Wise) are preparing another sinets, making 435 blessed events since Rosh Hashonah, acle informs us that Julius (Crossing the Rubi- ) Cesar is slated for a ride in March. ... It's a girl over at the Mark Antony’s (Cleopatra Ptolemy). Pat's the girl who would have nothing but pharaohs for boy-friends before she met Mark... . That talented lass, Salome, a swell looker and a Big- Time hoofer, is on the out and out with her family, gossip ras rom: ple have no hors man-b dozen ing it You- aisle. 26. knowhatted, with Ann Bo It will be vigorously den . «+. Elizabeth Tudor and His Highness of ving goes, but she and Walter ing cl re Just Pals, as the s Raleigh... no end. ... Bessie’s cousin, Mary Stuart, and Mary's Otv Svunscrinen (after five cousin, a fellow named Darnley, are Making Hay... . It's a be _ wrong numbers)—Listen, Babe, at the Fra Lippo Lippi’s Lippi used to be a nun... this ain't no lottery! del Sartos (Lucrezia del ‘ede) have phffft! .. . That fellow Frans Hals, who paints for Posterity, paints in the poorhouse. ... Peter Paul Rubens is going to middle-aisle it with sixteen-year-old Helene Fourment, she being I ype... Lucrezia Borgia fambly are Making down Rome w nd her talented Whoopee And How .. Catherine of Rus- sia has had it melted, gentlemen no end being rumored as the «++ Maria (Empress) Theresa is preparing the thirteenth, or fourteenth, bassinet; we forget which. ... Mme. du Barry, the well-known Parisit Grace of God King are dour being Oh Arnold has ‘ G, Washington to join the Rede —Paut F. Hu la Pom Painter (to midget)—Hey! That's bad luck! | 15 comicbooks.com