Judge — March 1, 1930 — page 35: what you’re looking at

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Cast off the martyrdom of centuries! Remove that ancient prejudice! Assert your divine right as one of the lords of creation! YOU, TOO, CAN SPEND A PLEASANT FORTNIGHT IN THE HOSPITAL Statistics show that 93 per cent. of the sick beds of America are occu- pied by members of the female sex. Woman, formerly the helpmeet, the worker, has gone on strike and now lies in slothful ease on a hospital bed, exposing her symptoms to the eyes of expensive surgeons, with flow- ers on the table and the bill in her husband’s pocket. This is carrying feminism too far! Something should be done about it. Something Has! Rube Goldberg, that great humanitarian, has focused his giant brain on the problem and now comes forth with a ringing plea for the emancipation of the oppressed husband. He shows just what Dr. is happening all over the country in thousands of once-happy Gold- homes, and points out how unnecessary it is. Hasn’t man an berg appendix of his own? ever doesthings You'll laugh when you talk to the anesthetician in French. by halves. In You'll chortle with delight when the night nurse lets you addition to his play with the clinical thermometer. Get Dr. Goldberg’s plea for hospi- book today and go to the hospital tomorrow. Ask any s sbands, tals for hus bands, bookseller for called, by the way, “They Ought to Give Ether to Husbands,” IS THERE A he has written an equal- ly mirthful account of ad- ventures in a gymnasium en- DO I OR IN I HE titled “What You Need Is Exercise.” The two together, lavishly illustrated by Rube him- HO USE? by Rube Goldberg self, compose a book that has al- eady delighted th eade! read ly delig’ ited t housands of readers. or send $1.05 to The Insure yourself against that mid-winter gloom by reading IS THERE A DOC- John Day Company, Dept. J, 386 Fourth TOR IN THE HOUSE? Avenue, New York City. This book may be purchased from your bookseller. If a bookstore is not convenient, mail your order ($1.00 per copy) to the publisher, adding 5 cents postage. Address THE JOHN DAY COMPANY, Dept. J-2 386 Fourth Ave., New York City | comicbooks.com