Judge — March 1, 1930 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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Motto of the Spani “Remember the main —Tysox ALLEN, U. of Chattanooga '31 h_ Inquisition: The secretary of the American As- sociation for Old Age Security says about 2,000,000 persons in the United States more than sixty-five years old are partly or wholly dependent on others. ‘Tis fate. Some just can’t get out. —Bon Hriraan, U. of Washington ’2 undergraduates Gretchen thinks vitaphones are what we get by eating spinach. Pact Ley, U. of Oregon '30 Maid (to plumber)—And next time you come, don’t forget yourself! —Hotrey J. Sati, U. of Wisconsin '31 The motto of the average modern family seems to be “Keep the home farce burning !” —Av Breep, Trinity ’31 Says Oscar Duma to Frevpi: Finate (during an exam)—Can yuh work with a fella lookin’ over yer shoulder? —F. N. Beaven, Wabash '29 19 “Come on lahabad make rupee.” Bernares,” urged Al- counterfeiter, “let's —Genxev Wintiass, Jn, U. of Mich, ’31 Campus Pests Every campus has its play boy, Stunted mentally at six; Just a simple-minded, gay boy, Fond of hazing, full of tricks. He's a sadist, with a paddle And a missionary zeal Who will make the frosh skedaddle, Or belabor till they squeal, He invites a quick dispersal, At his coming few remain; For he gives a universal, Fervent and deep-seated pain. ep Gotpsaitit, Columbia ’30 We can't wait until someone’s new Cord is can mumble ost Cord.” stolen, so we something about the * —Antucr Sirversrarr, Harvard '30 True to Type Boy Friend—I've a friend I'd like you girls to meet. Athletic Girl—What can he do? Chorus Girl—How much has hi Literary Girl—What does he re Society Girl—Who are his faw Religious Girl—What church docs he belong to? College Girl—Where is he? —James O'Donnett, U. of Notre Dame ’53 comicbooks.com