Judge — February 22, 1930 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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High Hat (Continued from page 19) stand and oh, yes! telephone. It’s large enough to hold cocktail parties, and if the line proves busy, ring the bellboy for blankets. . . . The new El-Fay t bs... . The collec- tion of medals (some fashioned by Parisian jewelers) from the court of Franz Joseph, to be sold at auction at the Eugene Freund Galleries. Swell for hanging on your distin friends. . . . The Gourmets’ (Coviei-Friede), with re nots and stout songs for stout fellas. . . . Bobbie Baird’s idea for keeping off any prowling Jack the Zippers: Have ature lock and key made to be hed at zipper end on the dress or where you it?... Mac’s suggestion that hereafter they build skyscrapers with zippers, which would make them easier to demolish. ... The ancient and baffling game of Pyra- mids, requiring more moves than Oct. first Hoboken, now that it will nee to forget Morley con- ss, thus giving the suds a chance to go native again, . . . The $10 week-end Montreal excursion, for the winter (indoor) sports, of course, you nitwit. —Juoor, Jr Judging the Movies (Continued from page 21) Bishop Murder Case” really is Mr. Rathbone and his idea of a detective: i.e., a radio announcer. “Te © Comrs ALono” is one of those musical comedy things set in a vague Latin country, with a sailor and u tough but unsoiled cabaret girl as its love birds. I have been trying to re- member for two or three days, but I haven't yet recalled anything so ter- rible in the way of a movie. Prorrirtor—Monsieur will have snails? He heaven ith sudden courage)—Do you believe marriages are made in Sue—I think they must be. I’m nearly thirty-nine now, He Suspected It was Jackson's first round of golf. During the round he lost four balls, and when he came in after the game he was not fecling in the best of spirits. “How did the game go?” asked a friend. “Rotten,” spondingly. nted the other de- st four golf-balls.” I should go and have a few lessons with the professional,” his friends ad- vised. Jackson promised to do so. The following day he was taken out on the links, and the professional gave him a few useful tips. “But the first thing you must do,” he said importantly, “is to keep your eye glued on the ball.” Jackson thought it over, and his mind went back to the four golf-balls he had lost the previous day. “I thought so,” he murmured. “Shady lot of members, eh?” —ANswers We are famous for them, Dinen—I know, one served me here yesterday. —Passinc Snow a2 —SNank’s ANNUAL Or Possibly Mr. Heflin The more one sees of ex-Governor Al Smith in those newsreel and roto- gravure section pictures from Miami, the more one concludes that the tailor who makes his golf clothes is a Re- publican, =N. Y. Sus Law Enforcement The contributors to whom we have paid $5 for sending us the laws cited on the editorial page this week are as follows: San Francisco bootblacks: J. A. Pritchard, San Diego. Virginia railway trains: R. W. Ruble, an Diego. Pennsylvania beer kegs: J.S. Hagans, Chicago. Detroit confetti: Detroit. Checks less than $1: dianapolis. Cigarette Princeton. Wife-be in Virgi Ruble, San Diego. Steamboat whistles: C. W. Hunt, La Crosse. Dancing in Minnesota: Bennett, Virginia, Minn. Buffalo milk bottles: S. R. Buffalo. Michigan fraternity pins: S. G. Nord- linger, Boston. Salesmen in Peru, N. Y.: Chris Real, Plattsburg. South Carolina gun-toting: R. P. Searson, Jr., Allendale, S.C. Coffee drinking: Paul Luy, MeMinn- ville, Oregon. Automobiles in Kansas: Doeluny, Denver. Pennsylvania automobiles: Sherr, Philadelphia. Lyndon Despard, A. L. Rabb, In- Peter stamps: Ehlers, James H. Green, Mrs. P, S. Louis , Iowa street rovers: Dayton Frederick, Ollie, Iowa. EDWARD LANGE PRINTING 0. INC, JAMAICA, RT. comicbooks.com