Judge — February 22, 1930 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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WIG Things Mr. Winchell Never Knew Till Now TTuar the main building of the Otis outside Newark is but one story high... . That there is a stuffed whale three minutes from the Jacksonville, Fla., tion, and you'd be surprised at the number of people it reminds you . That if he saves his speak- y cards, they'll be as valuable some day as old-time ette pictures. . . . That 50,000,000 Frenchmen can’t be wrong, since the population of France is only 41,- 000,000, and in return for his mention of the “Deb-from- the-Neck-Up” I hereby offer him a new title for his alright-sue-me-column, twit: “I See by the Peepers.” Menace ! Alice Food MacDougall, whose coffee has probably kept you awake and who forces you to eat Spanish tecture with your waffles, has brought a new men: being in her newest creation of Peanut-Brittle Ice Cri It bids to assume frightful proportions that are no mean mouthfuls. Any day now we may pick up our morning tabloid and read: 4 / * BYE-BYE, AMERICAN YouTH “ oR, 18 *A SCENE IN % PEANUT BRITTLE ICE CREAN = “POLICE RAID PEANUT-BRIT- TLE ICE-CREAM HELL “Forty Alleged Youths, Their Faces Lined With the Ravages of the Alleged Peanut-Brittle Habit, Taken to Bellevue Psycho- pastry Ward for Ob- servation “New York, N. Y.—Last night the police were pipped off to the most serious menace since the banana-split wave swept the country. Using axes, they broke into an alleged mys- tery building on East Fo ighth Street and found al- 1 1 scenes of vice incredible to believe in these sophisti- cated days. There forty of the fairest flower of our youth were said to have been discovered eating Alice’s alleged peanut-brittle ice cream with large spoons. ... A vote of thanks should be tendered to New York’s alleged Police Commissioner for his unselfish work in lifting the lid on this horror that threatens the heart and stomach of Amer- i vilization.”” eriously, the thing ought to be brought to the attention of the authorities before it gets out of hand. But I sup- pose nothing will be done about it. Should you get the habit, don’t say I didn’t warn you when your tecth begin to fall out. A DWE " comicbooks.com