Judge — February 8, 1930 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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The Whole Thing in a Nuptial (Continued from page 8) re a heroic little people,” be- Albert. “With the Prus- thundering at the very I know,” cut in’ the sked you to be polite. how does it feel to be a father Well, in-law for a change?" “Frankly, boys, it Antwerp all the trouble,” admitted Albert. “You get ay bringing them up and then what they Marry some bird you never even heard of, That's gratitude for ve “Well, Bert, to tell you the truth, Marie's a little peach and all that,” commenced the Bey of Tunis, “but if I were you “Don't brandy her name around commanded King Albert heat- edly. “You can brandy your peaches all’ you want, but leave Marie José Charlotte Sophic Amélie Henriette Gabrielle de Saxe-Coburg-ct-Gotha out of this!” At this point the door swang open with a crash and Joe, the nuncio, ap- peared. he cried. listen- and you sround, ing to our hair falling out sinall-time politicians resting here on | your netta telling dirty stories in a saloon! “And a sweet flock of y ness my girl's weddi Albert as the yawning group slipped into their coats, “Promise me only one thing, boys, you won't snore in the church. — Straighten Fer- nando; you look like the apathetic monarchs slowly their exit, leaving Barney to the telephone calls from the Bey of Tunis's twenty-seven wives demanding why he hadn't been home in four days. gs to wit- murmured Not Properly Aged Prohibition is ten vears old in the United States, but it’ still has that green flavor of something that’s been monkeyed with. N.Y. Ses Solution of Last Week’s Puzzle WHITE Many a friendship has * started with a smile. Captivating smiles come from gleaming white teeth. To ke chew teeth white, Dentyne regu- larly. It keeps teeth gleam- ing like pearls, and it’s so delicious that you'll want to chew it morning, noon and night. Chew Tl Missing Issues Vf Have you any of the old copies of Judge listed | Would you like to sell them? 1894 Al June and July 1895: February 9 1900: Fe 1900: September 8 1902: March S 1909 1911 1920: J seuaty 17 We are interested in. purchasing these issues in order to compl our record files. Ii where they can be obtained, please write JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., INC. hh East 48th St., New York City | you know 31 jes, Ist class hotels, travel. Send for L CLUB 154 Boruston St. Boston, Mass, PISO’S gives quick, effective relief. Pleasant,soothing and healing. Excellent for children— QUICK contains no opiates. Successfull, d for 65 LEA Seseelly wed for 6s RESTORE YOUR SYST! TO AN ALKALINE ESNDITION orink VITTEL WATER GRANDE souRcE Palatable and Effective MORRIS & SCHRADER, ° StwYuat™ comicbooks.com