Judge — February 8, 1930 — page 10: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE The Whole Thing in a Nuptial finally ran down to the corner and out of the darn thing toda drafted the King of Sweden, the King What do you mean, a phon By S-J-Peretinan of Bulgaria, the Prince of Monaco, cried Barncy indignantly. “You A few days ago a couple of the the Infante Fernando of Spain, and got the combination, that’s all,” and he younger tion named Umberto the Duke of York, who happened to pressed the lever twice. Four raspher- : so Giovanni Maria di be playing the coin-machine in Bar- ries immedi red on the dise. » Prince of Piedmont, Crown ney'’s poolroom, The King of Bul- “That means e remarked garia had just pressed the lever and the Prince of Monaco, Sure enough. cote Sophie Amé lie Henriette Gabri- two pears, a plum, and a peach had just then Joe, the nuncio, burst in Coburg-et-Gotha, Prin- showed up on the revolving dial. breathless. sneaked away quietly “There, try and beat that, boys!” “Hey, you guys,” he panted. “Put laughed the Bulg n monarch as he on your vests; Umberto and Mari covey of inals. There was a little scooped seven quarters out of the tray. getting sealed up the line. We need difficulty about getting witnesses at “Hey, Barney, I think your machine's you for witnesses !” first, but a papal nuncio named Joe a phoney! This is the first peep that's. “Who's this Marie?” inquired the Bey of Tunis of the Dey of Algiers. THE BLUE AND THE GRAY “Don't you remember the little dame he used to bring down : OR outings at Manhattan Beach :- y minded the Dey. “The plump babe LOVE KNOWS NO FRONTIERS iealineceme 3'wan, she’s a tall, thin blonde!” interrupted the Infante of Spain. “She used to run the switchboard for pex Knitwear people sten, are you calling me a liar?” growled the Dey ominously. i are you growling at omi- demanded the Infante. “Lay mug, or I'll send “You better send me that bucks you borrowed last June torted the Dey. “Who do you think Iam, the Morris Plan?” sake, will you birds fumed Joe, the nuncio. : ks stand he chew the fat! A fine bunch of friends you turned out to be!” “Did they get any presents yet, Joe?” asked the Duke of York through a toothpick. “Well, let me sce,” pondered Joe. “The Hoovers sent them ten glossy brown Alaskan sealskins and the H with four blooded Lippi “I wonder where Umberto'll park mused the King of Swe- I have a swell time trying to shave in the morning with that quartet of nags charging around in the Sti‘ é bathtub!” “Well, there’s always rheum in his I LOVE HIM EVEN IF HE IS ex! woni'st'r'ut brightly. “I wonder whether her old A YA N K D E FI ED DI XIE WITH man will take Umberto into the firm? 1 guess Browning’ll have something to “What shall we see tonight, little star eyes, ‘Better Sweat’ or ‘Wake Duke of York warmly. “Who wants Up and Drool’?” “D'ye mind if I dye my hair henna color, darling?” a name like ‘Browning, King and harried the helpmate. “Dye it henna color you like—I should worry!” ‘ for a clothing-store? Shh-h-h, wheesed the form behind the newspaper. “Hey, water boy, get the s hi Hello, Albert, votaries into the polling booths and run up to the Franklin Simony how are the Belgian: Company for two pails of simony.” (Continued on page 31) comicbooks.com