Judge — February 1, 1930 — page 34: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Judging the Shows (Continued from page 16) is the labor of the MM. O'Donnell and Wray. A program note says that “the play is based on a priz ny short story by Mr. O'Donnell,” whether booby or not isn't set forth. The first act ‘contains the joke about ite-sixteen-sweet-sixteen, one about the steamship captain on the bridge who can’t play bridge and the line about the impossibility of buying real love for money. A ‘second programm note observes that “the drawing-room of the Countess de Bouchard’s suite is an exact reproduction of the Imperial Suite aboard the S. S. Leviathan and de deck is a reproduction of that section of the S. Leviathan at staircase 4 in front bin 20-B."" All the radio mes- sages ed by the characters are, however, delivered on Western Union telegraph blanks. The play is dreadful rubbish and Matr—Zat you, captain? I been lookin’ all over for the caulkin’ calls for no further comment. iron to fiz that leak, How Candy Was Invented (Continued from page 19) Your Filling,” he said in his adver- tisements. James Candy then turned hi tion to Candy bars and enga perts to name them, with the result that today we have such well-known bars as “Oh Heck,” “Oh Pshaw,” “Good Gracious” and “Whathahell,” as well as “Old Darky" (chocolate coated), “Horse Chestnuts” (filled with nuts), and “Towel Rack" (the nickel bar). So that’s how candy was invented, and if you don't like this explanation you can wrap it up in lettuce leaves and feed it to your pet bunny rabbit, for all I care. CaMibhdea S\\ \: aastore, oll $ a rereeet Some one has suggested that American citizen be made a prohibition agent and Old Charley Wetmore is in favor of the plan. His theory is that if he got in only one good raid it would cut down his liquor bill con- siderably. eos Pecos ores %, —N. Y. Evenino Post “If an elephant charges you,” ad- vises a big-game hunter, “let him have both barrels at once.” As far as we are concerned, he could have the whole gun. —Passino Snow Our idea of zero in entertainment is sleight of hand tricks by radio. —Younostown Tereorast Seconp—Why didn’t you use your right more? Boxer—I ain’t got no right in this fight. No right at all, I ain’t. —Lonpon Opinion 32 EDWARD LANGER PRINTING CO., INC., JAMAICA, MT. comicbooks.com