Judge — February 1, 1930 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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cae JUDGE “Do you mind if 1 smoke, madam?” Campus Pests No. 1 No school is quite complete without fhe unrestrained victrola, “ho, on the slightest urge, will shout Forth Newton, Proust, or Ze He knows it all; his tongue is glib, His store of facts abundant. He never felt the need to eril His themes are not redundant. And yet he’s left alone to bloom, For dances aren't his media, And no sane classmate wants to room With an encyclopedia. —Tep Gorpssitu, Columbia "30 We'll always remember the poor lit- tle co-eds who thought the College Tutoring Bureau was training the col- lege band. ENAMORE, Harvard ’31 I call my three-dollar hat “Ethyl,” heeause it’s no Knox. —Henry S. Pennypacker, Princeton —Jiaay Warrot Wisconsin "31 Two Extremes—and Yet So Different! Did you ever hear the one about the fellow who was so dumb he thought the meat shop was a rendezvous? —R. C. Wiutenean, Swarthmore "33 The Collegiate Credo—No. 5 Ninety-nine out of every hundrea students believe: That if a student at Boston Uni- versity is caught reading The Ameri- can Tragedy he is instantly expelled. That Davis & Elkins is a law firm. That Brown students are those who failed to get in either Yale or Harvard. That Brigham Young University is inclined to be a little immoral, That Carnegie Tech students play with Meccano sets in their idle hours. That every girl at Bryn Mawr is an archery expert. That University of Kentucky stu- dents come to classes saturated with moonshine, and that they are apt to shoot any one who looks as if he might he a revenue officer. That it is considered disloyal for a student at Colgate to use Forhan’s. That DePauw University is a typo- xraphical error of some sort. That students at the University of Miami attend classes in bathing suits, and that all graduates become real estate sal n. Southern California put dope fice of the Pittsburgh football That they still wear Confederate uniforms at the University of Rich- mond and are quite likely to flare up at the mention of General Grant. That Albright students are not. —ARTHUR SILVERBLATT, Harvard '30 _e “Hey, quick—is one of you a doctor?” “No, but we'll all be when we graduate.” —T. M. Foups, Yale ’30 comicbooks.com