Judge — January 25, 1930 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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\ DEPENDABLE STATLERS Seasoned travelers, who are always roaming the highways of the world, are great friends of the Statlers. Statler Hotels, they'll tell you, are dependable. You know what to expect of them; they're the trade-marked, full-measure, known quality of hotel merchandise. Their rates are posted in their rooms —rates which do not change with the flow of business. And what's more, Statler values are away out in front—“values” meaning the relation of what you get to what you pay. The radio in your room, your own private bath, circu- lating ice water in every room, a morning paper under your door, good food in well-plan- ned, well-run restaurants, and cheerful, Ae/pful service from well-trained employees— those things are dependable in a Statler—where your sat- isfaction is guaranteed, HOTELS BOSTON BUFFALO CLEVELAND DETRONT $T. touts NEW YORK otel Pennsylvania} The Collegiate Credo Ninety-nine out of every hundred students believe: That the president of Chicago Uni- versity is about nineteen years old. That Iowa pays its athletes more than any other Big Ten university. That the student body of the Uni- versity of Tennessee lynches every evolutionist it finds in its midst. That there is something funn just mentioning Kalamazoo College. That one gets no college life what- soever at the University of Pennsyl- vania, That every graduate from Wilson College becomes a school teacher or an assistant librarian. That every Holy Cross student be- comes a professional baseball player. That Ursinus is not a college but a disease. That students at the University of New Mexico slip across the line for a drink between classes. That students at the University of Detroit slip across the line for a drink between classes, That there is not a student at the University of Kansas who would not be a perfect model for Sinclair Lewis’ Elmer Gantry. That neither Dempsey, Tunney nor Sharkey would have a ghost of a chance pitted against any girl from the Sargent School of Physical Edu- | cation, —Artuer Siversiatt, Harvard '30 “Could this be by chance that bum lock you phoned about?” —Frank McFeatters, Pittsburgh ’31 rer The jinriksha man carries a spare. —Rowtanp Lyo George Washington U. Dirge Cover her over with a shroud of But weep not, thinking hers a w ful plight; She cares not, hearing not a word you She feels not, having neither sense nor sight. Strew, then, no flowers here, but go ng light; There is no further use for you to stay: car is covered—let tonight. —D. A. Amyx, Stanford ‘31 My it freeze First Herring—Why don’t you take better care of your brother? Second Herring—Why should Am I my brother's kipper? —Atex Evetove, U. of California '29 I? “We have an ale yen in our midst!” announced the Canadian bartender as a bunch of American college boys wandered into his establishment. —At Brrep, Trinity ’31 “Bill was priceless last night.” “What, broke aga —W. Peyrto> CHOLSON, Penn 31 Against Football An ancient prejudice at the Univer- sity of Michigan has been removed. Undoubtedly, Yost-ing did it. —Dick Hemenway, Trinity ’33 comicbooks.com