Judge — January 11, 1930 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Wire (to husband, whose ladder has slipped)—Drink this beef tea, dear! You must keep your strength while I get help. High Hat (Continued from page 21) that you are one of the best drawers we have ever seen and we hope you won't mind if we ask for a picture to run in the annual this year and we are going to call it the Top Drawer. Now, please, please don't forget. ANNE Dear vxlje Junyer: Im vurry xxxx,kjkl drung and don care who vvvvvvy... xx knows hit and I'mma happiesh shaman inna a xxx whirl. Sho I shought Id xx write shoo and ash you some questions and tell Machmer not to get his mustash caught ina revolvin door. Yours trly, Bi Dear Mr. Smarty: I guess you think that you're a big somebody who is going to get some- wheres with all this talk about drink- ing and chorus girls and that sort of blasphemy. Trying to corrupt the honest youth of our big fine country, are you? Well let me tell you a thing or two. Last month the boys of our Scout Troop had a wiener roast and burned all the copies of the magazine which hod your writings in it. Clean living will triumph every time so you might as well stop trying. Look at the Communistic party! They got deported and that's not too good for you either. E. C. H. Dear Sirs: Unless you remit a check immedi- ately in payment for that saxophone we let you have on approval we are going to send you another one. Tue Harry Saxoruone Co. P. S. And we don’t fool! Dear Junior: Would you mind publishing your —Loxpon Opinion ne. I would like to name my dog after you. Dear Junie: Here's a game that'll knock your eye out. You stand at one end of a room with your mouth open and an- other fellow tries to drive golf balls in it! Nep Eppis Bars Boorish Bike Fans (Continued from page 8) and King Funniment reigned supreme. It was two o'clock when our merry company sallied out on the veranda and found that a heavy snowfall had covered everything ina mantle of vir- gin white. Faithful Spee ran barking ahead of our cutter and the moonlight sparkled like diamonds on the drifts, like diamonds it sparkled. In a few moments we had reached the farm- house and were greedily swallowing the hot toddy which Aunt Rifkeh had prepared. Then, rubbing our sleepy eyes with our knuckles, we tumbled impartially into each other's beds and fell lumpishly into the Land of And that, little radio liste: story of how I caught Pickerel.” It Won’t Be Long Now The return of the long skirt means, among other things, that knock-knees can get back to their old status of being heard and not seen. —Crovuse in the Evening Post The guest who says quite frankly that he does not care for babies. —Passinc Suow EDWARD LANGER PRINTING CO, INC. JAMAICA, X. comicbooks.com