Judge — January 11, 1930 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Some Prophecies for 1930 The Cosmopolitan will announce a series of short stories by a prominent scandal in one of our leading universities around graduation Charlie Schwab will declare his faith in prosperity. There will be a fist fight in the United § rs Senate. Ten indignant authors will ¢ that the Pulitzer Prize Committee is all wet. Someone will fly across the Atlantic. The younger generation will be ve- hemently denounced in a speech. The younger generation will be ve- hemently upheld in a speech. A football player will be hailed as a second Red Grange. The New Yorker will print a car- toon in which an open manhole figures prominently. Worl Series Uckets, es OF She was only a weaver's daughter, but gosh how big she loomed. There will be a talking picture made —Rowtanp Lyon, George Washington U. "2! dealing with life back-stage. The Rothstein c: will not be solved. Every prophecy made for 1930 Fair Warning There will be a day during the sum- will be good in 1931, too. mer which will be called the hottest on —Artuvur Sitverseatt, record. Randolph "47 You sent a gaudy Valentine With bleeding hearts and gilded tissue, But did you say, “Will you be mine?” Like fun you did—you ducked the issue. What ings over Cupid’s sting! What amorous fluttering you con- fess to! But you don’t say a single thing That I can blush and answer “Yes” to. What sort of stuff is this to proffer? Why tell me how your soul repines ? If you can’t make a serious offer, Just keep your silly Valentines! —Ricnarvo M. Haywoop, Johns Hopkins '31 My girl is so dumb she thinks that cranium is a new kind of metal. —J.C. Arsovur, W. and L, '32 Simile “Say Joe, did ya ever have a feelin’ you wuz bein’ watched?” As scarce as nickels and dimes in —Banpet Linn, Wabash '32 a taxi driver's change pocket. 26 comicbooks.com