Judge — January 11, 1930 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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\AIG H- The Best Memories of 1929 ) | Bermuda. owe Tilden’s glares at the Forest Hills ballboys. “ee “All Quict on the Western Front.” eee Ripley's sending his secretary West to mail his Xmas cards so they could read, “Believe it or not, this is a letter from Santa Claus—which is in Indiana. oe The New Yorker drawing, “I say it's spinach, and [ say } the hell with it,” and the Jeoce drawing: “The editors of the New Yorker out captu 1 bit of whim: ” \ .« Calvin Coolidge’s burlesque of the Life of Elinor Glyn in the Cosmopolitan, ee The new wrinkle in Hey- wood — Broun’s suit. 1 Charles But- terworth and | his dead pan in } Sweet Ade- i line and Jimmy Savo si j May Be Wro in Anderson's Almanac.” * . ‘Thoughts Ade line”: the possi- bilities of get- ting Helen Mor- san to sing on 1 harmonica. _* # “Sweet PALL WHITEMAK, Te ONE HUNDRED AFEDIEST™ CASES I The guy who said “Paul Whiteman lost everything in the market and was offici: » hundred neediest cases.” ove Albie Booth in the Army Dame game. ame and Cagle in the Notre oe ® “A Farewell to Arms” and “Journey’s End.” Quick Judkins, Our Fan Mail! urally, being a couple of chaps who are Doing Something in this Great Big World, Jeff and I get quite a lot of fan mail. Most of it is in appreciation of our work with the Byrd Arctic Expedition, for which we carried the Byrd seed; with the dog train to Nome, which left at Tarrytown, stopping to visit friends ther and meeting a nice girl to whom we gave all the dos we JUDGE | VY WELEN MoRGAN SUTS ON A HARMoNca AND] SINGS * 4 and finally, with Lindbergh, with whom \ we flew over the Ma ruins photo graphing specimens of old snooker tables. Here are a few typical letters which clutter up our desks. High Hat: I wouldn't say Mister to a couple of plugged nickel fiction writers like your- selves. What you two thin INE balonies get y with every week is mur- , listen, I could gag you three ways to a fin- ish with both hands Y tied and the Broad- s va columns cov- cred up. You make me sick! A Newsparer Man Dear Sir: In a recent issue I noticed a peculiar word employed by you in your copy. I have looked through all of the standard dictionary and ref- erence books, but [ must that my research did lit- tle or nothing to shed any light upon the meaning of the word NERTS, Can it be colloquial? Is it phonetic. i s i ti confess Anxious Op Sunscrinen Dear Machamer: Howabout that railroad fare you promised me? ‘The guy ares the hotel 2S3\ thinks I'm lying. > Gus Dear Mr. Mans: I think that you, Mr. Mach- © just too nd I love Judge Junior, too (I mean his writing, tee he!) amer, sweet and all of the girls here in my dormitory think “FE BALL BY-TLDEN EPISODE AT (Continued on FOREST HiLS LAS’ SWMMER page 32) comicbooks.com