Judge — January 11, 1930 — page 13: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE ——~y- The absent-minded tobogganist, Mortality Statistics of the Good and Bad The wages of sin—you know how it oes — } But sin is not always detected; | And that’s why it takes such a very long time + To get all these wages collec It’s often been said of the good die young; So what of the wages of sin? The answer to that is an obvious one: The bad take some time to cash in. —R. C. O'Brien If the farmers want protection, they should go into the bootlegging busi- ness. Or What Have You? Have three (3) pounds assorted latch keys. Good condition. Will consider practically anything except other keys. — Quite an assortment of lengths of string. Some very nice white pieces scarcely used and one very long un- knotted piece of strong red twine. Five (5) padlocks. Nothing the matter with them except the keys are missing. Se take a Two (2) odd slippers practically new, One blue leather,.the other red felt, size 1014. Would make ideal pair for an eccentric gentleman or two (2) pairs for a one-legged man. n thousand shirt cards, Will nything in exchange but pins. —Grorcr Mitcnerr Oft in the Stilly Night I can hear radios thundering forth. 2. . And trolley cars pass, wildly ri ng their belly for st out of the way fellows trying out a new version of Frankie and Johnnie. 2. . ¢ And policemen tripping by on their ballet-like toes... . 2 And milk wagons. . . And I can hear wives welcome their husbands home from a hard night at the office. 2... / And the clock chiming the hour in a nearby belfry. 2. And babies... 6 4 And a speedi r with cut-out wide open filled with young folk merrily enjoying their innocent fun... . And the first whistle of the factories... . Yes, it’s hard to stay awake these nights even if Tam a night watchman, nobody to get out of the way... . J And young “That? prohibition officer is a pretty tough guy Yeah, he thinks he’s Jack the Joint Killer.” comicbooks.com